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Runfastandwin's avatar

The Psychedelic Kiki Poison Dart Frog

will blow your mind

that is

if he you can find

eddi-SABH's avatar

The colors say "no".

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

But it's organic!

RNDM31's avatar

All-natural neurotoxins, fresh from the frog! Just like the headhunters used to make them!

Daydrinking is my JOB!'s avatar

"If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy!"

Menotsure's avatar

Don't sneeze when using a poison dart gun. There's no telling who could die.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

I'm in love with a little blue frog....

Plain Marie's avatar

… and the big blue frog loves me…

weejee's avatar

♫ Froggy went a courtin' ♫

Michael's avatar

Q: What kind of shoes do poison frogs wear?

A: Open-toad!!

Crystalclear12's avatar

Brilliant colors have often been a warning sign by nature which is why you shouldn't mess with drag queens.

Crystalclear12's avatar

I'm really colorful and I'm surrounded by predators, ask me how!

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I adore the poison arrow frogs!!! Pound for pound, the most lethal creature on the face of the earth. The golden poison dart frog is called Phyllobates Terribilis which made me wonder many years ago, was Jeremy Joe Kronsberg (the writer of Every Which Way But Loose) a fan of the poison dart frogs? The name Philo Beddoe is a very strange one, unless he was, in which yes, it is a good name for a lethal man.....

Free beach's avatar

But colorful ones should taste like candy!

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Noted.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Thanks. I won't.

Miss Grundy's avatar

Esa rana es chiquito pero mortal.....

schmannity's avatar

We lost a dog to a Bufo frog lick in South Florida. Euthanasia was a blessed relief.

Craig Nixon's avatar

I misread that as a Rufo frog.

That would be lethal, too. Never lick Chris Rufo.

Donald Laporte's avatar

I encourage Chris Rufo to lick the frog.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

The National Aquarium in Baltimore has an Amazonia exhibit on the top floor. Piranhas and poison frogs.

Maybe's avatar

If the CDC is “following the science” then I hope they try really hard to catch up with it.

jltympanum's avatar

Somewhat OT: as I was driving up Avenue of the Americas (AKA 6th Ave) in NYC this morning on my way to work, it occurred to me that in all fairness, it ought to be renamed Avenue of the Mexicos.

CzechJournalists's avatar

whyfor djt's thumb only at half mast?

Alternative Dog's avatar

He's developed a resistance to Viagra?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The New Hampshire Gazette rocks!

Karen Scofield's avatar

Jump into Thursday with Tab's and Coffee ☕💯👍

Matt Rudow's avatar

Oh man!! After being directly attacked like this, The New York Times is sure to strike back by assigning even more reporters to the rapidly-growing Joe Biden Was Born A Long Time Ago desk!!

RogationDays's avatar

Speaking of frogs…don’t we all feel like we are the frog in the pot and are being forced to stay in it until we are boiled to death?

beb's avatar

What kind if White House photographer buries the honorees behind a wall of government flunkees, and why does Trump get to stand on a box? Is it because he's actually shorter than some (most) of the other suits?

Maybe's avatar

I remember years ago going to an air show with my younger brother. We arrived early to get good seats up front since we were both short at the. At the last minute, a group of uniformed guys arrived and planted themselves right in front of us. We saw the planes pretty well when they were in the air, but we also saw a lot of privileged assholes (literally, though clothed). It's a form of entitlement.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

He's shrinking before our very eyes. If we don't do something soon, he's going to be down in the basement running from spiders because he's too weak to pick up a sewing needle.

Paulomatic's avatar

Don't blame the photographer(yet)! Group photos are notoriously difficult.

Other than the hilariously blatant sexism/misogyny, it's a pretty good pose. Note that there are actually three people standing on the riser.

Trump is on the riser for all the usual reasons plus I think he suddenly got a lot shorter because he can no longer walk with the lifts that were in his shoes.

beb's avatar

I hadn't thought about that but with his increasingly unsteady gait he would have to forgo the lifts.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The woman at his left had to lean in toward him to even be seen. There had to be a better way to do that pic.

Palisadesoffunkedelic's avatar

That photographer wants to keep his job, maybe. But if someone (wink wink) with a social media platform started a meme that Ted Cruz is taller than Trump - that would be fun?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Donald Trump is the tallest President we've ever had. Period!

Anarchy Pony's avatar

They're not worshiping Satan, it's just that their god, the Demi-urge, is evil. The god of the old testament is just fucking evil.

Alternative Dog's avatar

𝘖𝘩, 𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘈𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘩𝘢𝘮, "𝘒𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘯"

𝘈𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥, "𝘔𝘢𝘯, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯' 𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯"

𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥, "𝘕𝘰" 𝘈𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘺, "𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵?"

𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘺, "𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘥𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵, 𝘈𝘣𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯', 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘶𝘯"

Pub Option's avatar

Jeremiah was a blue frog.

Shallow state's avatar

On a green frond of mine