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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Pedo47 is handling a judge halting his vanity project very well:

"A Trump-Hating Judge, for the first time in History, wants Congress to pay Hundreds of Millions of Dollars for a Glorious Ballroom, instead of accepting Donations from Great American Companies and Citizens," Trump wrote. "This is a first — In other words, he wants Tax Payers to pay for the Ballroom, instead of Donors and Patriots!"

"The Ballroom is FREE to our Country, A GIFT, and vital for our National Security," he added. "This Judge, who works for another Judge who was just MANDAMUSED for the unfair and biased way he treats me, should be ashamed of himself!"

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-ballroom-2676755404/

CzechJournalists's avatar

Congress will pay to restore the East Wing and nothing more.

Noma Larkey's avatar

And I wasn't going to drink tonight. Ha, ha, ha! With all the pope-bashing, I had a fleeting thought about returning to the church (they have lots of wine - I know, we snuck plenty of it in the back of the church when I was an altar boy!).

BlueStateLibel's avatar

According to Secretary of Health RFK Jr.: " We’ve gone from spending zero on chronic disease, when my uncle was president in 1960, to spending $4.3tn a year."

So back then, people were immortal? They could only be killed by gun shots or drowning? Very strange.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Does he mean the government spent zero on chronic disease or patients?

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Didn't JFK famously have at least one serious chronic disease that he'd been treated for for many years?

Chris's avatar

Are there no normal sane people they can hire for these jobs? Every person in this entire government is a pile of untreated mental health conditions spackled over with a no-reading-comprehension version of the bible.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Guitarist Stefan Grossman is 81 years old today. Here he is with John Renbourn playing "Spirit Levels":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSzL4X1QtZc

And here he is performing "The Assassination of John Fahey":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXTlhAS8y8I

Ken Manyin's avatar

Here's some Katzenjammer to fight the daily arrrgggghhhhh!

https://youtu.be/JuXllPOSpeI?si=Bw8ohPQJyTnDL6Aq

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4mEdited

I’m waiting for the part where the alien extracted a genetic sample in the backseat of his car then stole all the money in his wallet—- also, the alien wore a tube top and miniskirt.

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OMG I KNOW HER! I KNOW ME A ALIENN !!!

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

If Phillips had only stayed in Mayberry, he might have been quietly thought of as "blessed" . . .

feralboy12's avatar

I was riding my bike once in the early 80s when it and I were suddenly lifted into the air and went flying.

It was a fortuitous occurrence, as I had an alien from outer space riding on the handlebars, and we were in a hurry because he needed to phone home as soon as possible.

CzechJournalists's avatar

but all those feds were pointing their walkie-talkies at you.

VasyaCognito's avatar

I know I want the next house I move into to be built from resilient, missile resistant steel!

The Tennessee Holler

‪@thetnholler.bsky.social

Does this sound like a “Ballroom”? Or a bunker for a guy who never wants to leave?

https://bsky.app/profile/thetnholler.bsky.social/post/3mjn64vx3rs2q

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

As long as the lock on the bunker door is on outside, I'm okay with him not leaving.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

1) Anyone watching at home do not realize Trump plans to occupy White House until he dies by now, they need to adjust their reception.

2) "perform their duties" America's most expensive shitter . . .

Anarchy Pony's avatar

The ballroom is just a hat. It's well established that it's all in service of a new bunker complex.

BlueStateLibel's avatar

Good, I hope he doesn't leave, it'll make it easier to send him to the Hague for his trial.

VasyaCognito's avatar

Seal him inside with a cask of amontillado.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

Naw. Just seal him in and leave him.

Seal off the air vents, too.

R. Riddle's avatar

It's no use. The Russians have already taken over the capital city.

CzechJournalists's avatar

all you have to do is change the locks when he sneaks out to play golf. . . oh no, what are they trying to build in the underground labyrinth???

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

I think the "bunker" was a lie to justify claiming "National Security" for the above ground nonsense.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Some people have been speculating that the bunker is actually for a super secret server farm for running evil AI surveillance.

Which I'm pretty sure you can just get for a monthly subscription to Flock.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

It's definitely at least a bunker complex. Based on some of the companies involved, there's a strong likelihood that a large server farm is part of it.

CzechJournalists's avatar

the judge reclarified, reissued and rebanned.

Kay Ducky's avatar

$400M public toilet.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

That's what the great pyramid on the mall will be for.

Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

I mean, as long as he's dead . . .

Noma Larkey's avatar

Is that right after the golden Arch gets built? Haven't seen the pyramid plans yet.

TerseNurse's avatar

Party in the front, bunker in the back.

Craig Nixon's avatar

𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐓𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐒𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 “𝐀𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐚”

𝑀𝑒𝑡𝑎’𝑠 𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑏𝑎𝑛 𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑜𝑟 𝑠𝑢𝑝𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑙𝑢𝑑𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑 “𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑎” 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒 “𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡-𝑙𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑠𝑖𝑔𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑠.”

Facebook and Instagram parent company Meta changed its speech rules to add new restrictions around posts including the word “antifa,” according to documents reviewed by The Intercept.

This spring, Meta quietly revised its Community Standards policy, an internal company document dictating what its billions of global users can and cannot say online. The latest tweaks can be found in a chapter on “Violence and Incitement,” where a subsection titled “Other Violence” spells out, among other rules, the company’s bans on ads for assassins. It’s in this subsection where Meta last month published a revision to include new limitations for users who mention antifascism.

Policy documents reviewed by The Intercept show the company now treats any “Content that includes the word ‘antifa’ as a potential rules violation if that word appears along with what Meta deems a “content-level threat signal” — meaning a statement that the company believes implies violence.

In some cases, the content that Meta considers a threat signal is commonsensical. If, for instance, a user mentions bringing a weapon to an event, the company flags it as a threat signal. But in other cases, Meta’s process for identifying threat signals is more vague. Under the new rules, Meta might trigger a threat signal when a user posts a “visual depiction of a weapon,” a “reference to arson, theft, or vandalism,” or “military language,” if accompanied by the word “antifa.”

If “antifa” is mentioned in the context of “references to historical or recent incidents of violence” — a category so sprawling that it includes “historic wars” and “battles” — that post will also be penalized. Should Meta apply this rule as written, the company could, for instance, restrict posts comparing the antifascist nature of World War II to the contemporary antifa movement.

Potential penalties for violating Community Standards range from a full account ban to comments being hidden or suppressed.

https://theintercept.com/2026/04/14/facebook-instagram-antifa-censor/

Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

I guess we’re just going to have to type out the phrase “anti-fascist” and then let them ban that.

noname's avatar

STOP using this shit people! And not solely for this reason.

ConorFusbol's avatar

This is like when my brother and I would take bong rips and call it “time travel”

CzechJournalists's avatar

Long Island Iced Teas work better. alcohol actually puts holes in your brain, weed just feels like it.

Goin Green's avatar

I'm still mixing those Mezcalitas from Mr Hooper last week and I just ran out of limes. If he uses lime tomorrow, I'm toast.

Not for nothing, but these things rock. For real.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

How much can a lime cost? Ten dollars?

Martin Shobe's avatar

It might if Trump throws another tariff on goods from Mexico.

Noma Larkey's avatar

Whatever he's concocting for tomorrow, I think he should name it 'Pulp Fiction'. Something with Orange juice. Pulp-free OJ, of course.

Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

Kudos. I'm always too intimidated by the ingredient list to actually make one of his concoctions.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

No more leather pants for you, couchfucker.

https://bsky.app/profile/thetnholler.bsky.social/post/3mjnjacuykc2m

Candace was right — “According to Secret Service, no ‘credible threats’ tied to the event, officials considered the site secure.”

Erika Kirk bailed because ticket sales were awful for her TP USA event with JD Vance— then claimed there were threats. 🤔 https://starmagazine.com/secret-service-disputes-erika-kirk-threat-claims-after-turning-point-usa-event-cancellation/

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

And the Demented Orange Traitor is supposed to do a Toilet Paper USA event in AZ tomorrow.

Should be interesting to see if he bails.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

*Candace Owens* was right about a thing. *Candace Owens.*

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Owens is calling out Bibi, also too. This is how fucked up shit is right now. CANDICE FUCKING OWENS!!

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‪Ayanna Pressley‬

‪@ayannapressley.bsky.social

· 2h

WE DID IT! We forced the House to pass our extension of TPS for Haiti.

This is a victory in our long-fought battle to protect the dignity & humanity of our Haitian neighbors.

To our Haitian family in the MA-7th and across this country, this one's for you.

On to the Senate.

https://bsky.app/profile/ayannapressley.bsky.social/post/3mjncbby6ys2n

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

We have a large Haitian immigrant population here in MA. It's excellent news for the moment.