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And now ex-Gov to boot. Cast into the outer darkness where there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

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She would toss it as too silly.

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Not yet.

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40 years? I'd say longer than that. Get that man some Metamucil.

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I'll vouch for that. The V has been one of my favorite places to visit for several decades now. I only go there when I'm invited, though.

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Allow me to digress - I have to say something about the total awesomeness of the awesome Gallup poll that shows how the US of Americans find Barry and Hillz respectively being the most admired persons on the planet and by a huge margin over the A Idiot that were also mentioned in the poll. Trump tied for second with the Pope? I'd like to say that's ironic but I just can't...

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Even nicknames trend.

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And by love, we mean quickies. I can't imagine that it really takes more than "2 humps and a bump" That's why the blue dress is stained - Monica expected it to take more effort. What I mean to say is Bill is a horndog of the first order.

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Watched the Ken Burns documentary about the Roosevelts and the last one when they focused on FDR was sad, because Eleanor. There is a long history of political couples having a greater agenda.

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True, but I want "That Jackass" to trend. It might be more acceptable to the mainstream public than Fuckface von Clownstick.

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I'm not impressed. I imagine that Bill Clinton is not especially well endowed. It's not like he was having long term affairs, "outside" children. This song always comes to mind. And of course, NSFWhttps://www.youtube.com/wat...

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We could make that happen! Like Santorum, you know, what he called his "Google problem". This started the whole thing, way back in 2003!http://www.thestranger.com/...

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Yes, let's make That Jackass have a "Google Problem"!

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The trouble is that I really do appreciate Trump's trolling. The exposure that he is giving the racists and xenophobes in the GOP is C L A S S I C. The more fits he gives their failed attempts to puppet master is really pretty masterful. He's picked up Neal Boortz's schtick. There are so many Jackasses in the GOP that it would be difficult to make that one stick to just Trump. Unless it were like "Did you hear what That Jackass said?" and the answer could be "Which Jackass?" Like Who's on First.

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It is amazing to see how many whackos he's been flushing out of the trash heap.I'd pay to watch "Who's on the GOP Ticket?"

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Haven't we been with "the GOP debates"? It's like an season of American Idol, but not as entertaining as it was with Vote for the Worst. Yes, I honed my snarky skills as a member of the VFTW horde. This is more like Eurovision!

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