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schmannity's avatar

If Mr. Wilson had been Officer Wilson, that no good Dennis would have had 50,000 volts to the neck.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I'm starting to suspect that Officer Wilson doesn't particularly like blah people. Or, you know, as we call them here at our Wonkette, "people."

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Hey, "To Protect and Serve" can include being self-protective and self-serving, right?

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PsycWench's avatar

Wow. Here in southwestern Virginia, if every person that was suspicious of police and had broken-down vehicles in the yard was arrested, the jails would overflow and there'd be no one working at McDonalds.

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The Quirk's avatar

Yeah, nothing like a nervous, frightened cop with a gun, taser and baton to lighten up the mood.

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bobbert's avatar

It is apparently possible to be arrested for resisting being arrested for resisting arrest.

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