How might make-believe GOP candidate Tim Pawlenty distinguish himself with the elderly Tea Party voters? By taking away their Medicare and Social Security, so they will die! This is a very tricky strategy that only a fictional Minnesota superhero could invent. What else could he do to make sure he never wins a primary? How about going to Iowa and telling the welfare-farmer ethanol growers that he will take their money away? The man from the ethanol industry in Iowa responded with this, “Iowans look forward to Governor Pawlenty further detailing his plans to phase out petroleum subsidies, perhaps in a speech in Houston, Texas.” Is that
The sad part is, if Pawlenty had decided not to run, there'd be a bunch of Republican media figures talking about what a great candidate he'd have been.
<i>The other problem for Tim Pawlenty (if he exists) is that he took a ton of socialist federal stimulus money when he was governor. Truckloads of socialist billion dollar bills.</i>
tim darling, this is NOT the republican way. you must pander to your interest groups with fear mongering slogans and reductive arguments appealing to their worst instincts.
the truth may be out there, but under no circumstances must you tell it.
It&#039;s pretty hard to run on a platform of &quot;America is broke, we must end entitlements, social services, and any taxes on corporations and uber-wealthy&quot;.
I hear you can rent one from Gary Bauer.
<i>a fictional Minnesota superhero </i>
on the plus side, the doonesbury icon should be a lot of fun.
also and off topic, but i hope blair is going to be covering michelle&#039;s europe trip and state dinner ensembles.
pub attire too...
The sad part is, if Pawlenty had decided not to run, there&#039;d be a bunch of Republican media figures talking about what a great candidate he&#039;d have been.
<i>The other problem for Tim Pawlenty (if he exists) is that he took a ton of socialist federal stimulus money when he was governor. Truckloads of socialist billion dollar bills.</i>
One might say <i>bridge</i>loads.
tim darling, this is NOT the republican way. you must pander to your interest groups with fear mongering slogans and reductive arguments appealing to their worst instincts.
the truth may be out there, but under no circumstances must you tell it.
Pawlenty of Nuthin&#039; here.
It&#039;s pretty hard to run on a platform of &quot;America is broke, we must end entitlements, social services, and any taxes on corporations and uber-wealthy&quot;.