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Snarfyguy's avatar

"the COMPLETE DISARMAMENT of Hamas and all other armed groups in Gaza"

LOL. Why would he expect anyone to believe that?

Snarfyguy's avatar

Does HE believe it?

I can't even tell anymore with this fucking guy.

John P. Strycharz's avatar

(Soulful harmonica plays)

People get ready, there's a train a-comin'

Pickin' up passengers coast to coast

All you need is faith to hear those diesels a-hummin'

Don't need no ticket, just thank Karl Marx

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2026/7/31/800077815/news/francesca-hong-wisconsin-mandela-barnes-democratic-party-primary-governor/

jaspersdad's avatar

The deal will be complete in 2 weeks.

jaspersdad's avatar

Bordeaux, France, has recorded more days above 40°C in 2026 alone than during the entire 105-year period from 1920 (when observations began) to 2025.

Snarfyguy's avatar

God, I hope the grapes are going to be okay!

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

okay okay! it here!

yrrrrr smoking lamp

is lit nao and here is Mister Hooper, too and also!

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Woot! Happy friyay every wonk! Puff puff pass!

Meccalopolis's avatar

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

JustPixelz's avatar

OT, just to say it: "...randomized controlled trials (RCTs)—the gold standard in medical evidence—were launched globally. ...RCTs have consistently failed to demonstrate a significant clinical benefit for Ivermectin in treating COVID-19." [https://scienceinsights.org/what-do-studies-say-about-ivermectin-for-covid-19/]

I got yer gold standard science, right here.

Phried Ω's avatar

The I did my own research revealed the gold standard to be vibes and feelings.

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

That is pitch perfect science-speak for "We TOLD you so, you fucking morons."

Mavenmaven's avatar

Trump skiing likely wouldn't result in a snowball, rather, all the snow immediately under and behind him would immediately melt due to his "vaporwave"

Goin Green's avatar

I hope the soon-to-be unveiled Wonkerz happy hour drink is at least somewhat compatible with whiskey and marijuana...

because I have already had whiskey and marijuana and most likely cannot un-have it now.

irish379's avatar

Trump in a snow suit conjures up an image of The Michelin Man

Phried Ω's avatar

Vulcanized rubber and restaurant guide libel.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Oh yeah, love The Eurythmics!

Marlon Rando's avatar

Horribly abused. I was abused more than anyone in the country.

Goin Green's avatar

Some stupid ass dumped 3 little puppies (look like Pit-mix babies) in our neighborhood again and now they are in my pool with my little French girls. My daughters were on the way to our house to swim with their Mom and our G-son, saw them and picked them up and now I have 5 dogs, 3 offspring, 2 DILS, a grandchild, and a wife with a sheepish grin in my pool.

I'm going back to work.

Goin Green's avatar

I have 2 grandpuppies who are Pittie mix and Doggo mix and they are amazing. The Doggo is snow white with black eyes and nose and she always looks like she is saying "HUH???". The pittie is the color of light brown sugar. She's probably my favorite living dog on the planet right now... and that's including my girls.

I love them... but I LOVE her.

PoDG follows the 92%'s avatar

I love my dumb little babygirl so much. She is so sweet. Scared of everything, doesn't realize she's indestructible, and loves everyone that's nice to her.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Smartest decision you’ve made all week. Buy good flea collars on your way home.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. That Thing in the Offal Office gets more pathetic by the minute. As for Bibi, too bad he didn't set foot in NYC to be arrested and shipped to The Hague.

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

I didn't realize until today, but this sorry sack of rotten turtle meat was/is responsible for the upcoming ban on all THC products nationwide. For context, this is a multibillion dollar industry in Louisiana and would cause an untold amount of monetary damage to our already beleaguered state. So if he's dead, good riddance. If he's alive, he needs to hightail it back to work and undo this fucking shitty-ass legislation.

EyeQueue's avatar

Wut?

There is going to be an upcoming ban on all THC products?

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

THC has never been legal federally?

Do you mean CBD?

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Nope, as Dave M pointed out, it's hemp-derived THC.

Dave M's avatar

Possibly hemp-derived THC, which has been legal with some restrictions.

CzechJournalists's avatar

last day to buy the weird prolly synthetic crap in Texas is today.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Vapes and tinctures will no longer be allowed to cross state lies, as I recall.

tehbaddr's avatar

Why Dear Leader must have ended tens of dozens of conflicts and wars by now!

Parakeetist's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaIGAgcr1RI

OT:

For those of you who adore kittums -

A hymn to Bastet, sung in Egyptian!

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Parakeetist. I didn't know (I suppose I should have) that one of Bastet's epithets is Mistress of Jewelry. Decades ago, I cat-sat for my neighbor's two cats. One of them stole the mailbox key, and I saw him put it under the closet rug, which I reported to her when she returned from vacation. She took out the closet rug, and found ALL her missing earrings.

SkeptiKC's avatar

That is absolutely beautiful!

Sherry's avatar

Let’s remember that he always lies. Chances are someone in his cabinet MAY have told him the truth, or gave him a hint or said absolutely nothing and he just made it up. Hmm. What crap is he hawking to manipulate the market. Follow the money!

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Nah. He’s conditioned his staff to be afraid of telling him the truth. It’s not like they care.