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Bezoar's avatar

Oh great, but if I suggest that half of our citizens are too stupid to be allowed to vote, somebody's sure to write "Say, you know who else thought his citizens were too stupid to be allowed to vote?" and I don't think I would like the comparison. Sheesh.

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bobbert's avatar

This was,perhaps, an excessively playful question. I suspect they'd have gotten similar results if the choices were President Obama and Bigfoot.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Money Badger don't give a fuck!

(hat tip to ...someone else around here on Wonkette who I borrowed this from. I'll retroactively baptize them later.)

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Mitt Romney IS an electrical appliance.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I'm right across Lake Erie. Too close!

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Chris Grrr's avatar

And no one posted a Fruit Of The Loom magic underwear reference in response? I has disappoint.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I can see why you might want to slip in this question ... it tells you which responses to throw out, so you can report results "among likely voters with functioning brains." Then again, ignoring an important fraction of the GOP's base would make your results less accurate.

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SullivanSt's avatar

He longed in many respects to actually be on the field and be representing the team there, and in some ways it was frustrating not to feel like he was there as part of the team that was playing polo.

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diogenez's avatar

Was Forrest Fucking Gump from Ohio?

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jqheywood's avatar

Is he the honey-badger?

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102415's avatar

Same 15% who think Mitt is already President.

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Mahousu's avatar

True fact: Mitt Romney is the first presidential candidate since Adlai Stevenson to have killed someone outside of wartime.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

It's nothing when you consider 100% of Republicans polled said they believe Jesus rode a dinosaur.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And Mitt -- not Tom Hanks -- saved Private Ryan

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