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<strong>Law & Order : Fashion Unit</strong> <i>Sgt Ed:</i> That's a dangerous lookin' collar ya got there, m'am'an. I'm afraid we're gonna hafta bring it in for questioning. <i>Lt Lou:</i> That's a righteous collar, Ed. <i>Tim Gunn:</i> I don't think it really works. <i>Quincy:</i> Are you telling me people are putting these things around their necks AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT? <i>music:</i>dum dum.

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If you can see your penis without a mirror, you are not eating enough cheese fries. ________________ <i>Message brought to you by the American Cheese Fries Council. "If God didn't want us to eat cheese fries, He wouldn't have invented the elastic waistband." </i>

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Airport duty is punishment for underperforming TSA agents.

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i am so glad i live where i am having thanksgiving.

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Fuck it. I'm too broke to go anywhere, anyways.

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Matt Drudge, naturally, was one of the first to expose this plot by 'Big Sis' to look at air travelers' privates. The alleged fact that leering TSA employees (not a trained union force but cheap rent-a-cops) are groping your Johnsons and Hoo-Haws should be worthy of a House subcommittee investigation. Or at least a chalkboard explanation by that Beck fellow.

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"The government" is behind all this? Can Obama see my Victoria's Secret Bra? Because I would totally show him, no need for $$$ equipment.

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if i were TSA i'd be protesting having to look at america's bodies.

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But some of my best friends are Osseous!

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I thought that during the whole Bush administration and its domestic wiretaps, the FOXist tard-rationale went something like "what are yeh fraid of, got sumptin ta hide? YOU A TERRIST??"

Apparently privacy only matters when it is your comical "fun-size" junk being exposed.

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