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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<strong>Law & Order : Fashion Unit</strong> <i>Sgt Ed:</i> That's a dangerous lookin' collar ya got there, m'am'an. I'm afraid we're gonna hafta bring it in for questioning. <i>Lt Lou:</i> That's a righteous collar, Ed. <i>Tim Gunn:</i> I don't think it really works. <i>Quincy:</i> Are you telling me people are putting these things around their necks AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT? <i>music:</i>dum dum.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If you can see your penis without a mirror, you are not eating enough cheese fries. ________________ <i>Message brought to you by the American Cheese Fries Council. "If God didn't want us to eat cheese fries, He wouldn't have invented the elastic waistband." </i>

PsycWench's avatar

Airport duty is punishment for underperforming TSA agents.

fuflans's avatar

i am so glad i live where i am having thanksgiving.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Fuck it. I'm too broke to go anywhere, anyways.

chascates's avatar

Matt Drudge, naturally, was one of the first to expose this plot by 'Big Sis' to look at air travelers' privates. The alleged fact that leering TSA employees (not a trained union force but cheap rent-a-cops) are groping your Johnsons and Hoo-Haws should be worthy of a House subcommittee investigation. Or at least a chalkboard explanation by that Beck fellow.

PsycWench's avatar

"The government" is behind all this? Can Obama see my Victoria's Secret Bra? Because I would totally show him, no need for $$$ equipment.

fuflans's avatar

if i were TSA i'd be protesting having to look at america's bodies.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

But some of my best friends are Osseous!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I thought that during the whole Bush administration and its domestic wiretaps, the FOXist tard-rationale went something like "what are yeh fraid of, got sumptin ta hide? YOU A TERRIST??"

Apparently privacy only matters when it is your comical "fun-size" junk being exposed.