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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

More like Wodehouse's Roderick Spode...

“'Roderick Spode is the founder and head of the Saviours of Britain, a Fascist organization better known as the Black Shorts. His general idea, if he doesn’t get knocked on the head with a bottle in one of the frequent brawls in which he and his followers indulge, is to make himself a Dictator.’

‘Well, I’m blowed!’ I was astounded at my keenness of perception. The moment I had set eyes on Spode, if you remember, I had said to myself ‘What ho! A Dictator!’ and a Dictator he had proved to be. I couldn’t have made a better shot, if I had been one of those detectives who see a chap walking along the street and deduce that he is a retired manufacturer of poppet valves named Robinson with rheumatism in one arm, living at Clapham. ‘Well, I’m dashed! I thought he was something of that sort. That chin…Those eyes…And, for the matter of that, that moustache. By the way, when you say “shorts”, you mean “shirts”, of course.’

‘No. By the time Spode formed his association, there were no shirts left. He and his adherents wear black shorts.’

‘Footer bags, you mean?’

‘Yes.’

‘How perfectly foul.”

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

It's just a note in their Permanent Records.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Why don't the winners of the World Series have to play off with the Japanese champions, which would actually make it a "World" Series?

Doloras Funkette's avatar

"an indissoluble nation of many sovereign states" - you mean this oath rejects Texas' right to secession? FASCIST TRANNY!!!

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

He's easy to find in Google. His Linkedin profile is public and lists all his RWNJ activities.

Zyxomma's avatar

Richard Stands drove the bus in Olive, the Other Reindeer, a fun Xmas cartoon starring and produced by Drew Barrymore. You and Mrs. Blobfish should see it.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Who's version? Zierke's? Texas style? 1960s textbooks (all they can afford with those Commie teachers needing to be paid)?

eddi_TBH's avatar

Going to a Catholic school and reciting the Pledge. Too bad it seemed normal. I might have learned about cognitive dissonance at an earlier age.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

... (4) opposition to all organizations and activities that would destroy our present form of government.What's he got against the GOP?

Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

The Japanese have smaller bats and balls. ;-)

Querolous's avatar

The post season schedule was released today. The WS could leak into November. I don't think anyone wants to play baseball 'till New Years Day.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Well, they could compromise on the size - like when Australia plays Ireland at "International Rules Football", an insane mix between Gaelic and Australian Rules.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Querolous's avatar

Or the furnace way, way up!