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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

St. Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go. I owe my soul to the company sto'.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

OK, I confess I don't work for IBM. I work for another big but lesser known IT company so I used my official CT Poet's License/Voter ID.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It will be a great day when schools get all the money they need and employers have to give blow jobs to keep their employees.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Could there be any clearer evidence that we should, as Mittens says, leave everything up to the states?

fuflans's avatar

ah! i heard that interview and got suitably livid.

i think i might have issues reading the whole book.

fuflans's avatar

<i>Take a look at your pay stub.</i>

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

fucking employed elitist.

chascates's avatar

Soon enough we'll become serfs who work on the noble's land and never see a paycheck any way.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

As a citizen of the IBM nation/state/person, I have already welcomed my corporate overlords.