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deanbooth's avatar

So did George Washington. Why do they hate the Founding Fathers?

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

See: Muammar Gaddafi and Hulk Hogan.

YayConspiracy's avatar

OMG, they found her weak spot. Her hair will never be as good as the Donald's! We're doomed!

Tiny kaiju's avatar

It's a piece of steel wool Ron Paul used to re-finish an old table round about the time Rand was born.

JaaaaaCeeeee's avatar

Nowadays it's campaign donor consultants making the big bucks posing their candidates in fresh looks for old positions that kill.

H0mer0's avatar

Bristol's got pwetty hair, sooo shiny....

H0mer0's avatar

curly headed libel!

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

My hair is all my own, every strand. Can I be president now? Bonus points, I also have a penis, so I guess the answer is, "Yes! Please"

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I bet Kim Davis heard that a lot in prison.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I saw a life size Medusa in Home Depot at Halloween. It was really lame. Most of the snakes were a single plastic cap with two sticking out on either side that moved. They all gotta move, or it don't count.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Remember those plastic bouffant wigs from the sixties? Hillary should totally wear one of those.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

It looks like he goes to the same barber as those three guys that were going to shoot up a black church.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

They did the same thing with Jackie Kennedy.