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unixgrl's avatar

Boom!! You win!

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deanbooth's avatar

So did George Washington. Why do they hate the Founding Fathers?

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

See: Muammar Gaddafi and Hulk Hogan.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

He already did.

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YayConspiracy's avatar

OMG, they found her weak spot. Her hair will never be as good as the Donald's! We're doomed!

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

It's a piece of steel wool Ron Paul used to re-finish an old table round about the time Rand was born.

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JaaaaaCeeeee's avatar

Nowadays it's campaign donor consultants making the big bucks posing their candidates in fresh looks for old positions that kill.

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H0mer0's avatar

Bristol's got pwetty hair, sooo shiny....

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H0mer0's avatar

curly headed libel!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

My hair is all my own, every strand. Can I be president now? Bonus points, I also have a penis, so I guess the answer is, "Yes! Please"

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I bet Kim Davis heard that a lot in prison.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I saw a life size Medusa in Home Depot at Halloween. It was really lame. Most of the snakes were a single plastic cap with two sticking out on either side that moved. They all gotta move, or it don't count.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Remember those plastic bouffant wigs from the sixties? Hillary should totally wear one of those.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

It looks like he goes to the same barber as those three guys that were going to shoot up a black church.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

They did the same thing with Jackie Kennedy.

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