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Hebephiles.

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Classy. That's the Trumps.

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When I first read "GETTR" my thought was "Grab R by the pussy." The Mr. suggested the R refers to Hillary Clinton. "Lock R up!"

The Trump gang is no better at marketing than they were at governing.

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The first thing white conservatives whine about when the n-word comes up is how Black rappers can use it with impunity. Nothing makes white conservatives feel more oppressed than Black people having something they don't have. Sure, they can talk back to the police without fear of getting murdered, but there are Black people who don't get ostracized for saying a word! How is that fair?

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So, it's better to have a few shithole states decide the election?

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I'm glad I don't know anybody anymore. All my friends were the people who worked at Walgreens and then it closed! I haven't really gotten that real closeness with the people at CVS yet. There's a super friendly young man from Iran who's the security man who talks to me so much. One day I said, 'I mentioned you in the store survey.' I said "even the security man is really nice. (The one from Iran.)" He took me aside and explained how I could write another one explaining exactly how I could describe him so they'd know who I meant. It was pretty amusing. All because I said I understood why Iran hated us in the first place. I think that's what started our friendship. Well, I hope this story has been a distraction for you, Mr. WPS.

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Grab your airsick bags:

Kimberly Guilfoyle told donors she dressed up as sexy cheerleader for Trump Jr., new book reports

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I have been spared this.

But don't give them ideas.

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That sounds, uhhhh, normal or unsexy or nauseatingly interesting or whatever words I am too lazy to strike so I'll let it stand.

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I might have come across as more of a wise-ass (my strong point) than sympathetic.

So let me just say, for the record, that losing a friend is painful and it never gets better.

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I made a rule in Outlook to stuff them in a separate folder, and ignore them :)

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And we can’t say “Wake up Sheeples” cause they are also self-counting and therefore nearly comatose.

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From what I`ve read, EVERYTHING goes on it .

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side-tang, ive always thought guys who had the cheerleader thing, especially way past their high school years, were just potential or very likely pedophiles.

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I'm just so sorry.

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Nah. Just therapy for losers trying to either relive their glory days or trying to forget what losers they were in high school.

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