Wednesday, October 7: If you're not doing anything tonight, Riley is insistent that you come to the Rock and Roll Hotelto watch him sing "I Touch Myself" while he waterboards his face with vodka and devours meatballs in honor of Delaware Masturbation Witch Christine O'Donnell.
Hasn't Riley suffered enough? Will Breitbart be there? Oh, does Taste of Georgetown conclude when the residents "unleash the hounds" and send their mastiffs into the hordes of the unwashed?
I know it's not PC to say this, but Christine looks pretty cute in that pic. It's a good thing we don't elect people on something as superficial as their looks. Not that Congress couldn't spend a little more time on personal appearance. And weight loss.
Hasn't Riley suffered enough? Will Breitbart be there? Oh, does Taste of Georgetown conclude when the residents "unleash the hounds" and send their mastiffs into the hordes of the unwashed?
Unless you're a meatball. In which case I am not you. Because I'm not a meatball. I'm a witch.
I know it's not PC to say this, but Christine looks pretty cute in that pic. It's a good thing we don't elect people on something as superficial as their looks. Not that Congress couldn't spend a little more time on personal appearance. And weight loss.