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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Well, the naked guy was brandishing a friendly weapon

Leftflank's avatar

Weasel Esq. : )I knew a Dick Peeler back home and he named his kid Dickie Peeler Jr. Serious.Also a Ted E. Bear and a Jr.

phoenix00's avatar

*A* private jet? Singular? Only?

phoenix00's avatar

Lemme guess: none of these schmucks pay taxes.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

I hope no one minds if I do a little oldsplaining: The ad at the bottom of this post was the Hustler parody that Falwell Sr. sued Larry Flynt over, leading to a Supreme Court case that cemented the concept of parody as a protected form of speech. It was immortalized in the Milos Forman movie "The People v. Larry Flynt."

But you knew that. (And apologies if it was discussed downthread.)

H0mer0's avatar

I CAN EXPLAIN!!/sn

oh wait, you said "18-year-old" nevuh mind

BoatOfVelociraptors's avatar

Do you like Gladiator movies?

acchomplished's avatar

Urologist by the name of Dick Peters.

Leftflank's avatar

Bet he had fun in school. Peters, Dick, Peters, Dick, must be absent.

Colbert Thorenson's avatar

Have you ever seen the inside of a Turkish prison?

Buzz1313's avatar

This Crossburner guy sure does travel to the tropics a lot for a “businessman” with only 2600 Instagram followers- not to mention basic ass pics.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I suspect that this bank loans money to anyone who's Jeezusy enough.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

*gag*I really don't want to think about these creepazoids. At least, not until their victims start to speak out.

яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

That could also have meant Bernard was married to Bivens' sister.

sillyclucker's avatar

He's going to fall into a well ? (Please say yes)

Leftflank's avatar

That outcome seems quite clear.