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Well, the naked guy was brandishing a friendly weapon

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Weasel Esq. : )I knew a Dick Peeler back home and he named his kid Dickie Peeler Jr. Serious.Also a Ted E. Bear and a Jr.

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*A* private jet? Singular? Only?

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Lemme guess: none of these schmucks pay taxes.

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I hope no one minds if I do a little oldsplaining: The ad at the bottom of this post was the Hustler parody that Falwell Sr. sued Larry Flynt over, leading to a Supreme Court case that cemented the concept of parody as a protected form of speech. It was immortalized in the Milos Forman movie "The People v. Larry Flynt."

But you knew that. (And apologies if it was discussed downthread.)

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I CAN EXPLAIN!!/sn

oh wait, you said "18-year-old" nevuh mind

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Do you like Gladiator movies?

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Urologist by the name of Dick Peters.

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Bet he had fun in school. Peters, Dick, Peters, Dick, must be absent.

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Have you ever seen the inside of a Turkish prison?

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This Crossburner guy sure does travel to the tropics a lot for a “businessman” with only 2600 Instagram followers- not to mention basic ass pics.

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I suspect that this bank loans money to anyone who's Jeezusy enough.

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*gag*I really don't want to think about these creepazoids. At least, not until their victims start to speak out.

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That could also have meant Bernard was married to Bivens' sister.

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He's going to fall into a well ? (Please say yes)

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That outcome seems quite clear.

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