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"Orange is the new black" is the line that I'll remember.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Nerd Prom.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

in their alternate universe it never happened

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I think your assessment is correct.

It just probably wasn't "centrist" and "bipartisan" enough for the rest of the press.

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

I watched it on C-SPAN. I groaned, I laughed, I felt like Joel McHale was speaking directly to me.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

"And thank you, Cspan viewer."

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

The press hated McHale who did okay, but nobody remembers last year when Conan O'Brien's material was bad/mediocre while the audience laughed hysterically.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

"Those are the sort of decisions that would keep me up at night." Given the context, that is the biggest burn of. all. time.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

I think it was rather cruel to put up Colbert for comparison with McHale. Colbert looked like somebody who tells jokes for a living. McHale looked like the uncle who's supposed to do the warmup for the best man, and starts "unaccustomed as I am to public speaking".

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fuflans's avatar

all i wanted to say was that biden is a natural actor and bamz a natural comedian.

what's the fuss? i didn't even cuss.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Not to dampen the force field or anything, but it's also the day four died in Ohio.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Someone brake the news gently to the wingnuts: your conspiracy theories have been discredited, again. And again. And again. <a href="http://nymag.com/news/featu..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://nymag.com/news/features/lara-logan-cbs-new...">http://nymag.com/news/featu...

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

"Wingnuts furious" can be the next "...in bed" or "...you need a gun."

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