Not bad for two weeks late, and having an unlimited budget, and a live audience and a bunch of stoned people watching on the teevee! Not bad, but still not nearly as good as this guy.
Hard to parody something when the original is so over the top. I think that's why so many people think Sarah Palin actually said she could see Russia from her house.
She still managed to put a spell on a bunch of idiots in Delaware. She'll end up with a call-in 'no more sex' show on Fox in a year.
Wait, are we sure that Christine O'Donnell isn't actually saying "I'm a ewe"? That would make her a female version of an animal with little intelligence who blindly follows the lead of others. Truth in advertising and all.
Yeah! Then he could say stuff like "I actually graduated from college before this year. I never lied about where I went to school. I never used campaign funds to pay living expenses. I never argued for creationism on national TV or started a national campaign to tell people what to do in the privacy of their own bedrooms. But my opponent sure has."
It's completely unnecessary since he's like 20 points ahead, would make him look petty, and might confuse a few people who've been living in a cave into thinking he'd actually been the one accused of that crap, but it'd be awesome to see.
After watching several entire episodes of the 70s cast on DVD, I firmly stand by the belief that they had their share of crappy skits and lame episodes as well, its just easier to remember the good stuff. The Coneheads eventually got ran into the ground and the boring Albert Brooks shorts and the Muppet skits have been completely forgotten.
Later, Eddie Murphy, Dana Carvey, Jon Lovitz, Phil Hartman, Adam Sandler, Will Ferrel, Tina Fey, Darryl Hammond, Amy Poehler all made great contributions to the show that were mostly ignored by people who claim the show died when Belushi did (never mind the fact he left the show several years before his death).
Hard to parody something when the original is so over the top. I think that's why so many people think Sarah Palin actually said she could see Russia from her house.
How many Delaware voters are voting for Chris O'Donnell from "Batman & Robin"?
She still managed to put a spell on a bunch of idiots in Delaware. She'll end up with a call-in 'no more sex' show on Fox in a year.
Dammit Christine, I want that broomstick toy back. With fresh batteries, not all used up like the last time you borrowed it.
Wait, are we sure that Christine O'Donnell isn't actually saying "I'm a ewe"? That would make her a female version of an animal with little intelligence who blindly follows the lead of others. Truth in advertising and all.
I dunno, that show that Betty White hosted struck me as pretty funny.
Yeah! Then he could say stuff like "I actually graduated from college before this year. I never lied about where I went to school. I never used campaign funds to pay living expenses. I never argued for creationism on national TV or started a national campaign to tell people what to do in the privacy of their own bedrooms. But my opponent sure has."
It's completely unnecessary since he's like 20 points ahead, would make him look petty, and might confuse a few people who've been living in a cave into thinking he'd actually been the one accused of that crap, but it'd be awesome to see.
After watching several entire episodes of the 70s cast on DVD, I firmly stand by the belief that they had their share of crappy skits and lame episodes as well, its just easier to remember the good stuff. The Coneheads eventually got ran into the ground and the boring Albert Brooks shorts and the Muppet skits have been completely forgotten.
Later, Eddie Murphy, Dana Carvey, Jon Lovitz, Phil Hartman, Adam Sandler, Will Ferrel, Tina Fey, Darryl Hammond, Amy Poehler all made great contributions to the show that were mostly ignored by people who claim the show died when Belushi did (never mind the fact he left the show several years before his death).
I bet ewe say that to all the sheeple.
Is there a reason that this post doesn't show up in the main part of the Wonkette home page, only on the side bar? Or is it just me?
"And I never got better. BUT I COULD USE A COOKIE, RIGHT NOW!"