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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Despite the hateful racists.

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sillyclucker's avatar

Oh crap! That's not a picture of my nana?

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sillyclucker's avatar

He didn't have to learn to read in the third grade, what makes these kids so special?

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fuflans's avatar

nothing that starts with "I liked to died"

is going to end well.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Mr. Alday is not getting enough fiber.

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ThatDale's avatar

Lord, he'd have to pop a couple of Vi-agras to get that many syllables out of his mouth.

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Spork's avatar

How could Mr. Alday possibly spend hours in a waiting room when America has the bestest, most goodest medical care in the whole wide world? This just doesn't make sense.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

I'm sure he hates white poors on crazy welfare food stamps as much as their black equivalents. Well, almost as much.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Indeed he did . . . by reporting exactly what you said. Think hard now: is there a way to prevent this?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The "good" captain Kirk?

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Jason M's avatar

Choose ONE, sir: Bad Hair Piece; OR Bad Dye Job. ONE!

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Ahhhhhhhyuuup...

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MrUniteUs1's avatar

Incredible marathon finish by a not so lazy Black woman

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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SmilingMightyJesus's avatar

This is how he talks to a reporter. I know how he sounds when he's in friendly company. It's a whole lot worse.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

But where are the watermelon and collared greens references? He didn't want to go for the gold here?

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PsycWench's avatar

"The guy made me look like a fool.”

A guy made you look like a fool, that's absolutely true. But not that guy.

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