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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Despite the hateful racists.

sillyclucker's avatar

Oh crap! That's not a picture of my nana?

sillyclucker's avatar

He didn't have to learn to read in the third grade, what makes these kids so special?

fuflans's avatar

nothing that starts with "I liked to died"

is going to end well.

Parakeetist's avatar

Mr. Alday is not getting enough fiber.

ThatDale's avatar

Lord, he'd have to pop a couple of Vi-agras to get that many syllables out of his mouth.

Spork's avatar

How could Mr. Alday possibly spend hours in a waiting room when America has the bestest, most goodest medical care in the whole wide world? This just doesn't make sense.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

I'm sure he hates white poors on crazy welfare food stamps as much as their black equivalents. Well, almost as much.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Indeed he did . . . by reporting exactly what you said. Think hard now: is there a way to prevent this?

Jason M's avatar

Choose ONE, sir: Bad Hair Piece; OR Bad Dye Job. ONE!

MrUniteUs1's avatar

Incredible marathon finish by a not so lazy Black woman

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

SmilingMightyJesus's avatar

This is how he talks to a reporter. I know how he sounds when he's in friendly company. It's a whole lot worse.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

But where are the watermelon and collared greens references? He didn't want to go for the gold here?

PsycWench's avatar

"The guy made me look like a fool.”

A guy made you look like a fool, that's absolutely true. But not that guy.