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Awww. . . .. I know a bunch of Shriners who dress up as clowns to entertain kids. They're a pretty good bunch of good ol' boys.

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Well, OBVIOUSLY. It's what you do, after all...

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My God, that's hilarious...NEVER screw with Finland...(Please don't anyone suggest it to the Republicans...)

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And, of course, those non-Finnish Snipers were mostly shooting at Irregulars from a mile away, and maybe they were going to pose a threat. And if they miss, they can call an air strike. Finns shoot rifles at tank regiments. Alone. After they've been shot in the face.

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"You guys know Finland, right? It’s the third biggest Scandinavian country..."

Finland isn't a part of the Scandinavian peninsula so it's not considered a Scandanavian country. But it is considered a Nordic country

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Yes, obviously, but I'm referring specifically to the White Pride-style ethnocentric racism.

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People of the clown persuasion appreciate your remarks.

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most definitely the trickster god loves clowns.

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Looks like it. From the linked Washington Post article:

"Most of clowns came from the very group the Soldiers were purportedly on the streets to protect: Finnish women."

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steely dan libelz!

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Surprise that Wonkette, which knows everything, doesn't know the difference between the countries of Scandinavia and the countries of Norden. The Sami folk have representation in Nordic council, as well as Iceland and Faroe Islands. But Finns, Sami, Icelanders and Faroese will be quick to let you know they aren't Scandinavian.

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This clown is not funny.

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Yes it is.

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Look man, this the Trumpited States of "Murica and we don't care about your fancy distinctions. So go eat your Lutefisk and Moose Meatballs or whatever.

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Never screw with their coffee. Others snort coke, they snort coffee grounds. Do not ever screw with their coffee, never!

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Needz moar dick jokes.

But I totally agree, nevertheless.

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