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I was doing deep vacuuming all over (like behond couches) every other day! It finally worked.

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After further thought I should have said Buddy Hackett.... much closer.

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Yea, weirder things have happened

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Awesome, was hoping someone would know. But/And the sad (amazing? fubar?) thing is this actual script is way more over the top than that Cheech and Chong bit. OK, maybe minus whipping out his actual peen in the courtroom, but I can see several paths to this actually happening too.

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It would have been killed in re-write, too far fetched.

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TwoScoops is a liar and uses threats to intimidate. If TwoScoops had something on Mueller, he would have leaked it already.

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Only from live birds, tho.Spent many bemused hours with the dear old CVC.

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Had a Lab that drank. Beer, wine, Scotch. Out of the glass.

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You're thinking about 'State v. Stoner,' aren't you?'You're BLOWIN' it for me man!'

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Trump’s deliberate homage to Richard Nixon (go figure) might have rung a few bells.

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I may also be conflating with Blind Melon Chitlin, black t I think they were on the same tape I had.

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Nope, you have that right, and I think it was on the same album.'Goin' down town, gonna see my gal...'Goin' down town, gonna see my gal...'Gonna write her a song...'Gonna show her my ding-dong...'

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Last week he said he had info on Mueller's "conflicts of interest."

The week before he said he had info on Tester that would stop him from getting re-elected.

We recently learned Trump hired an Israeli intelligence firm to dig up dirt on people involved with the Iran deal.

Donald is a practiced blackmailer. He snoops for dirt and stockpiles it until the time is right -- though it also seems he can't help but blab he has a secret.

Notice how he tweeted years ago that he had dirt on S-man. He didn't reveal it. I'm proposing he used it to force a settlement in the Trump U case. If I'm right, it suggests he's biding his time with the other dirt he's mentioned.

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Trying to collect dirt on people to use at a later date fits his behavior, but so far he has failed miserably at it on a national level. Either he doesn't get any dirt or he doesn't know when to pull the trigger. He failed with Obama. He failed with Comey.

Trump having dirt on Mueller is an example of the Fermi Paradox. If he had dirt on Mueller he would have used it by now to get the investigation shut down. Once Mueller has facts, it doesn't matter what any dirt is. Mueller could be removed, but the investigation continues. His staff is pleading guilty and testifying, so Mueller has facts. There has been no dirt released on Mueller, so he has nothing of consequence on Mueller.

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He violated attorney client privilege by divulging this information to third parties.

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We really need to see the whole treasure trove of documents seized in the raid on Cohen's operation. Who else is hiding in there? Privilege my ass, we got crime that needs to be prosecuted here!

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