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JohnR's avatar

I recall Carly being asked about downsizing and she said she preferred calling it "rightsizing". Also too the Huckster has garnered the all important, possibly worst actor ever endorsement of Chuck Norris.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Whomever did that with the domain is awesome in a whole lot of ways, just for that stunt.The 30k frowny faces is excessive though. Surely one of those people were happy as all get out to be losing their job and get to suck the sweet teat of gubmint (until gubmint cuts them off) no? NO???? hrm. People are never satisfied.

Swampay's avatar

Who can watch four hours of porn? I'm done after ten minutes, tops.

Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

There are plot nuances that you may not pick up the first time.

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

My parents are FOX fiends. A call to my mother from 'Hitlery' would assplode their heads and make my year.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Please! A movement of silence for our fallen comrade. Sgt. at Small Arms! Hutt.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I thought dodos lacked the opposable thumb that makes excessive masturbation possible.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

If it were, people would not complain about having misspendt their youth in pool halls.

SterWonk's avatar

As despicable as Pam Gellar is, the blame lies squarely on the two idiots who decided to start shooting. The rest of the community didn't take the bait, but those two assholes did. Now there's yet another story of "a few Muslims did bad things, but other Muslims didn't stop them, so all Muslims are evil" for the RWNJs to use as a rallying cry.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Cannot upfist you enough. Maybe if I typed with both hands.....

SterWonk's avatar

One of my friends took voluntary retirement from Compaq in advance of the merger, to free up salary so some of his co-workers wouldn't be laid off. He then un-retired a short time later at a new company, where I currently work.

SterWonk's avatar

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying she doesn't deserve a lot of blame here - she absolutely does. I'm just saying that the two actual shooters should have ignored the bait.

calliecallie's avatar

So her husband wouldn't catch her?

calliecallie's avatar

I would sign my mother up, but she would try to talk Hillary out of running for President.