Performing a nationwide genocide of American fat children can get tiring after a while, because there are just so many of them, and so many things keeping them alive. With this in mind, our FLOTUS has taken a break from broccoli-boarding 4th graders to focus on something equally depressing: the struggles of military families! This “Joining Forces” campaign has our FLOTUS traveling to beautiful American locales like Columbus, Ohio, and Camp Lejeune so she can have mosh pits with
They may have gay parents, but technically speaking those babies are the product of straight intercourse, so, loophole. Damn, do I have to think of everything, Michele?
A $600 crib is a bargain. That&#039;s $40 less than <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Toilet_seat#U.S._Navy.27s_.22.24600_Toilet_Seat.22" target="_blank">a toilet seat from Lockheed</a>.
that is just awesome.
50 chicken mcnuggets is the new marathon.
i fought the law and the law won.
They may have gay parents, but technically speaking those babies are the product of straight intercourse, so, loophole. Damn, do I have to think of everything, Michele?
A $600 crib is a bargain. That&#039;s $40 less than <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Toilet_seat#U.S._Navy.27s_.22.24600_Toilet_Seat.22" target="_blank">a toilet seat from Lockheed</a>.