Teen sensation Newt Gingrich has just won something called a “Twitter primary,” which is a presidential race that only exists on Twitter , but doesn’t really exist at all. So congratulations, Newt Gingrich, for being President of Twitter, which is not a real thing. How did Newton achieve this incredible victory, when he is so completely inept when it comes to running for the actual presidency? Newt Gingrich
Well said, Mumbly. I always like to point out that "wop" isn't just a slur somebody made up, but rather an acronym for "without papers"...yesteryear's version of EWI (entered without inspection)...of course, applied to *gasp* western European caucasians. As with everything else coming out of the right, a basic history class would go a long way. Oh, wait, they only believe "facts" they like and/or can attribute to jeebus, so it probably wouldn't help at all.
Woman famous for having affair with insanely unpopular married man/crook writes a children's book teaching values to children...WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!?
That leathery nub she was pulling on? Not a bootstrap.
I take "prods" as a plural noun, and picture a line of pale dildos with Newt's face on them.
Well said, Mumbly. I always like to point out that "wop" isn't just a slur somebody made up, but rather an acronym for "without papers"...yesteryear's version of EWI (entered without inspection)...of course, applied to *gasp* western European caucasians. As with everything else coming out of the right, a basic history class would go a long way. Oh, wait, they only believe "facts" they like and/or can attribute to jeebus, so it probably wouldn't help at all.
The noble airborne rat scavenger.
Wow...if you take a magnifying glass to the cover and look in the city behind the elephant, you can see a family of four living in a refrigerator box.
Woman famous for having affair with insanely unpopular married man/crook writes a children's book teaching values to children...WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!?
First Lady of Twitter Callista Gingrich Writes a Book for <strike>Child</strike> Childish Patriots
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and how many whore diamonds does callista have?
I get it! I get it! An elephant for the exceptional part of america!!
donkeys for the urban part.
damn you balder. I was going to make a babr joke...
Newt doesn&#039;t have big balls. He has elephantiasis.