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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

That leathery nub she was pulling on? Not a bootstrap.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I take "prods" as a plural noun, and picture a line of pale dildos with Newt's face on them.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Well said, Mumbly. I always like to point out that "wop" isn't just a slur somebody made up, but rather an acronym for "without papers"...yesteryear's version of EWI (entered without inspection)...of course, applied to *gasp* western European caucasians. As with everything else coming out of the right, a basic history class would go a long way. Oh, wait, they only believe "facts" they like and/or can attribute to jeebus, so it probably wouldn't help at all.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The noble airborne rat scavenger.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Wow...if you take a magnifying glass to the cover and look in the city behind the elephant, you can see a family of four living in a refrigerator box.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Woman famous for having affair with insanely unpopular married man/crook writes a children's book teaching values to children...WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

First Lady of Twitter Callista Gingrich Writes a Book for <strike>Child</strike> Childish Patriots

Fixed

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fuflans's avatar

and how many whore diamonds does callista have?

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fuflans's avatar

I get it! I get it! An elephant for the exceptional part of america!!

donkeys for the urban part.

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fuflans's avatar

damn you balder. I was going to make a babr joke...

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Newt doesn't have big balls. He has elephantiasis.

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