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mtn_socialist's avatar

I keep checking out that elegant high fashion outfit!

Resist Herr GropenFuhrer's avatar

hey, have you guys been hacked? I just got TWO receipts for my annual renewal, with different formats and confirmation numbers. I suspect that one of them is bogus.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

This is a question best addressed directly to. Rebecca, as she is the holder of the purse strings. You can email her at rebecca at wonkette dot com. If direct email doesn’t work for you, I can try to follow up with her on your behalf, but she’s usually very responsive.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Behold! The great aunt-eater.

vorpal 86...47...ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ's avatar

like platypuses, anteaters look like they were assembled out of the mammal spare parts bin

Runfastandwin's avatar

The Anteater

has a pointy nose

it leads her along

wherever she goes

Antifa Commander's avatar

Early dazzle camouflage.

Babe Paley's avatar

I sometimes need a reminder of how magic the world is, and often you remind me, Martini!

Look at that creature! She lives on our planet!

Muppets live among us!

Snarfyguy's avatar

What kind of drugs was God on when he made those things, and where can I get some?

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

She reminds me of a model from the 1940s dragging her stole along behind.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Ms. Laura Garcia is the essence of cool.

Kay Ducky's avatar

"Alien: The Fancy Cut"

Tommy Mo's avatar

If I had a giant anteater, I would rent it out for pic-a-nics.

satch's avatar

Love the tail!

Mysterysurf's avatar

Almost makes me wish I had an ant problem so I could have my own giant anteater to take care of the problem.

Mavenmaven's avatar
OneYieldRegular's avatar

And thus the Electric Anteater was born. Move over, Roomba.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Can you pet them? I've always wanted to pet a giant anteater's tail.

Menotsure's avatar

I can't help but wonder how a zoo would be able to provide the quantity of ants necessary to sustain an animal of such size, much less a brood of growing babies.

rawrtigerlily's avatar

In the case of animals like this, they usually get some kind of protein porridge that’s basically “omnivore chow.” And probably enrichment snacks like dried mealworms and crickets that they can still “hunt” for.

rawrtigerlily's avatar

That summer volunteering at a zoo was useful for one thing afterall.

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Stop cleaning the zoo's kitchen for a few weeks?

Littorally Speaking's avatar

If it’s anything like my kitchen, just a day or two should suffice. 🐜

Runfastandwin's avatar

Fuck the nyt and wapo too. The sooner they die in darkness, the better. Any little bit of good they do is far outweighed by their pefidy.

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

What every gun humper and gun fondler denies, not unlike a Flat Earther....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEV15uVnhG4

Gun explosion compilation

Resist Herr GropenFuhrer's avatar

hey, have you guys been hacked? I just got TWO receipts for my annual renewal, with different formats and confirmation numbers. I suspect that one of them is bogus.

beb's avatar

The 25th amendment calls for the Vice President and most of the Cabinet to act, and all of them are toadies. So that's pointless. Impeachment is Congress' only tool and that requires about 20 Republicans to turn on God-Emperor Trump. Big Mac and Fries are our only hope.

Axomamma's avatar

"For months, those senior staffers have argued that despite Phillips’ checkered past and history of controversial, conspiratorial statements, he has been the most reasonable and trusted political appointee inside the agency."

Why am I not surprised. Is anyone surprised?

Khavrinen's avatar

"[W]e just lost a war that Trump chose to enter."

Impossible!!

We couldn't possibly have lost a war, when good ol' DJT has announced victory for the 17th time in a row!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVhUk-gmR2k

3FingerPete's avatar

Kevin Hassett has a smile every mother would smother in the crib.

paxpax's avatar

his smirk pisses me the fuck off every time.

Pig Bodine's avatar

HASSETT: Imagine if oil prices start going back down because the situation resolves itself somehow, they you could be looking at an inflation close to zero. That's something the Fed needs to pay attention to.

Somehow is carrying so much weight even Trump Jesus can't lift it.

pskbh's avatar

Imagine...somehow...could be...close to

Bupkus231's avatar

That TPM piece about Frisco, TX demonstrates that when right wingers cite "replacement theory", it's all just a euphemism for their fucking bigotry.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I'm a YIMBY in rural California. Or I was, until a small private equity firm bought a house next door to mine and converted it into two rentals. This is the sticks, but they brought Orange County style to the property, cut down the trees to minimize maintenance issues, and use such bright "security" lighting I swear they're trying to bring in alien spacecraft. Insult to injury, both houses are rented to cops and every day is STFU day around these parts.

FML

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I hate private equity firms.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

On the scale I’m living next to, they might as well be Blackstone. In reality, they “only” own +/- 40 rentals.

BECKY's avatar

OK, I'm happy that some MAGA dumbasses are splitting with trump but it's astounding to me that it's over a stupid picture or taunting the pope. Where were you all when he was raping women and children, committing felonies, splitting families apart, arresting innocent people, some US citizens, for the simple act of wanting a better life for their families-and so much more? That tells us a lot about them, doesn't it?

helenasgarden's avatar

Wow. Russell Vought (whom I've never seen) is testifying over the defence budget. You should see his eyes. Chilling. Demonic.

He epitomises the "soulless freak".

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When we're back in control, that guy is going in the tumbrel. With gusto.

helenasgarden's avatar

We'll have to have a lottery.

Tetman Callis's avatar

'Tis tulip time in Chicago. Get out and see 'em while you can, my fellow Chicago fuckaducks, for soon they shall pass.

Shallow state's avatar

The only thing Hassett is missing from his routine is the Judy Tenuta (RIP) catchphrase, "It could happen!"

VwllssWndr's avatar

"SUFFAH, POPE!" -- The Delicate Flower or maybe someone in the Trump regime

Sister Artemis's avatar

For some reason, immediately after reading your comments, I had a vision of Judy smashing her accordion over Hassett's head

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

If those Confederate groups want tax breaks, they could maybe try contributing to the public good first.

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"We're an organization that gets tax exempt status to celebrate long-dead traitors to the United States."

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

"we prefer people who didn't lose their only war"

VwllssWndr's avatar

What more they could do? Losing to the Union was for the public good.