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beb's avatar

Snitches get pink slips.

kmblue187's avatar

Last I heard, Maria shared an "interoffice memo" with Trump about Fox not covering his crazy.

Free beach's avatar

That in and of itself is grounds for termination just about everywhere. But who knows how she may spin it. After all she’s a fox grad.

kmblue187's avatar

I agree with Free Search, I say to Maria, good luck with a lawsuit.

Jen Is Slightly Explosive's avatar

I love that for fox. Hope they enjoy the hell out of it

Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Maybe he should have her change her name to Trump. All the world seems to be having Trump's name on them:

Trump thinks he is in charge of the world, or at least naming conventions. This is called Trump Derangement megalomania in diplomatic circles. (and everywhere else)

Trump’s ‘retribution’ could now include Falklands as favour to Milei – and revenge on the UK.

The British will not stand for it. You can count on it.

And: it is LAKE ONTARIO

And this is called : THE GULF OF MEXICO

And this is called: The JOHN F. KENNEDY Center for the Performing Arts

And. this is called: IMPEACHING and REMOVING a dangerous man from the presidency.

The man needs to go: THE MAN NEEDS TO GO!

Pixeloid's avatar

Good riddance!

Unfortunately, she'll probably pop up somewhere else. Maybe King Mierdas will make her the new White Power House spokesliar.

DemoCat's avatar

It’s time to sway to music.

It’s time to tell more lies.

It’s time to fire rage muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

It’s time to put on orange makeup.

It’s time to wear red ties.

It’s time to fire rage muppets from the

Muppet Show tonight.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

CripesAmighty's avatar

As an old, I remember when Bartiromo was a serious econ journo. She really was. Something happened. Got into Pirro's box?

Jen Is Slightly Explosive's avatar

maybe she wasn't. I did not watch her even back then, but since nothing comes from a vaccuum, I have to wonder if she did not soft peddle right wing talking points buried in her serious journalism like so many do.

Stephen St John's avatar

I do stop by Fox headquarters when I visit NYC, to give them 2 middle fingers.

Thixotropickle's avatar

And nothing of consequence was lost.

Bint bye!

Wookiee Monster's avatar

There’s always a question about Fox as to just how much of the bullshit they’re required to spew they actually believe. From Jesse Watters’ demeanor, it’s pretty obvious that he knows he’s full of shit and doesn’t care. It’s a paycheck for him.

But Maria “Flounder” Bartiromo is a true believer. That’s why she could barely hold back the tears whenever the shitty job numbers came through and was genuinely perplexed when a judge ruled that laws still mattered. Isn’t everyone in America supposed to do and believe whatever Dear Leader says now?

So it’s not surprising that she got shitcanned for putting her loyalty to Pedo47 over that to her employer.

Stephen St John's avatar

"Dead Leader?" Was that a misspelling, or a wish?

Warren's avatar

She can always do commercials for Soiled Orange (credit to Mr Al Newberger for the satirical film!).

Marlon Rando's avatar

https://www.gopdallas2026.com/ still redirects to the Epstein thingy, just checked on my phone and laptop and desktop.

So fucking rich. Too perfect.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Like a brilliant, passing comment! I mean 'comet'.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

I sent in my resume for her job

I think the odds are good

I’m probably a lock for it

I’ll put a Jeroboam of wine on my desk