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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Sex in a canoe beer.

It's fucking close to water...

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diogenez's avatar

Idaho: A State of Repression

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

a gaggle? more like a tiding of talking magpies...

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chascates's avatar

Police can actually arrest congress critters like that? I thought they were like UN diplomats and just drove through red lights and crowds of children without fear of punishment.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Depends on how much you look like a clean-cut GOP lawmaker.

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fuflans's avatar

good god i need that delightful mask.

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Lot_49's avatar

Big Brew is more powerful than any religion.

In <i>Dethroning the King,</i> a tome about the takeover of Anheuser Busch by the Brazilian company InBev, we learn that, before the takeover, A-B had <i>twenty</i> (20) private pilots on the payroll to staff its fleet of business jets at Spirit of St Louis Airport, which was more-or-less a private airport for the brewery.

When A-B would flex its muscle in the Missouri legislature, people would say, "Cooler Heads prevail."

Oh, and Merry Christmas, Wonketteers!

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Lot_49's avatar

BAC = 0.11% is better than life, although around here it's called "laying down a good base."

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