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Spurning Beer's avatar

I believe the house style favors the idiom "<i>poop</i> out a few babies."

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

WHAT!?! I think I left a few steps out during my son's youth.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

True. Walsh won by only 300 votes. That's not very many licenses to get off the roads. Also, there was a Green Party candidate helping him out, so he can't afford to lose a single voter ID.

102415's avatar

And.... Charlie Sheen is too damn high.

102415's avatar

And being drunk and married to a Republican.

The Quirk's avatar

I'm thinking of shoving them somewhere else. Wouldn't eat them afterward, though.

The Quirk's avatar

O thank heavens, I pictured an entirely different Nixon.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

We just use the microwave. Maybe he too can heat burritos if you shove them in his mouth.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

You'd think that with all the money he saved by fucking over his kids he could afford a comb.

TundraGrifter's avatar

I wouldn't let her give you a shave. Anywhere.

TundraGrifter's avatar

"Have you no decency?"

"Nope."

fuflans's avatar

these tools are absolutely ideologically bankrupt. they really don't have anything other than 'don't touch my money'.

shameful.