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That label is starting to wear a little thin, isn't it?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I believe the house style favors the idiom "<i>poop</i> out a few babies."

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

WHAT!?! I think I left a few steps out during my son's youth.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

True. Walsh won by only 300 votes. That's not very many licenses to get off the roads. Also, there was a Green Party candidate helping him out, so he can't afford to lose a single voter ID.

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102415's avatar

And.... Charlie Sheen is too damn high.

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102415's avatar

Where!

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102415's avatar

And being drunk and married to a Republican.

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102415's avatar

Good news.

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The Quirk's avatar

I'm thinking of shoving them somewhere else. Wouldn't eat them afterward, though.

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The Quirk's avatar

O thank heavens, I pictured an entirely different Nixon.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

We just use the microwave. Maybe he too can heat burritos if you shove them in his mouth.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

You'd think that with all the money he saved by fucking over his kids he could afford a comb.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I wouldn't let her give you a shave. Anywhere.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Have you no decency?"

"Nope."

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fuflans's avatar

these tools are absolutely ideologically bankrupt. they really don't have anything other than 'don't touch my money'.

shameful.

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