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That label is starting to wear a little thin, isn't it?

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I believe the house style favors the idiom "<i>poop</i> out a few babies."

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WHAT!?! I think I left a few steps out during my son's youth.

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True. Walsh won by only 300 votes. That's not very many licenses to get off the roads. Also, there was a Green Party candidate helping him out, so he can't afford to lose a single voter ID.

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And.... Charlie Sheen is too damn high.

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Where!

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And being drunk and married to a Republican.

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Good news.

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I'm thinking of shoving them somewhere else. Wouldn't eat them afterward, though.

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O thank heavens, I pictured an entirely different Nixon.

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We just use the microwave. Maybe he too can heat burritos if you shove them in his mouth.

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You'd think that with all the money he saved by fucking over his kids he could afford a comb.

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I wouldn't let her give you a shave. Anywhere.

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"Have you no decency?"

"Nope."

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these tools are absolutely ideologically bankrupt. they really don't have anything other than 'don't touch my money'.

shameful.

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