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If I was her lawyer, I'd have gone with "Having a loathsome disease in and of itself is not considered defamatory in any way, shape, or form by my client, Betsy Rothstein. For example, she has so many diseases, even her <i>crabs</i> have syphilis. Your honor may consider putting a condom on your gavel just to hear this case. However, none of that information is defamatory. Betsy Rothstein was merely thinking she was writing self-help articles co-miserating with others like herself, whose nether regions regularly shame the yeasty output of moderately sized Wonderbread factories."

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"My name is Beff and I'm DTF!"

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I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice. You'd better wise up Janet Weiss. Your apple pie don't taste too nice You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss

I've laid the seed it should be all you need You're as sensual as a pencil, Wound up like an E or a first string When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?

You got a block, well take my advice. You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss. The transducer will seduce ya.

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I'd tap that.

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I fear I may be sued for having posted that Andrew Breitbart had excellent personal hygiene.

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