My goodness, it is Journamalism Day here on yr Wonket! First we explored the plaintive coos of wordsmithery-maker Peggy Noonan. Then we yelled at The Atlantic and some mean lady from NPR. Then we splained defamation and invasion of privacy to James O'Keefe,
If I was her lawyer, I&#039;d have gone with &quot;Having a loathsome disease in and of itself is not considered defamatory in any way, shape, or form by my client, Betsy Rothstein. For example, she has so many diseases, even her <i>crabs</i> have syphilis. Your honor may consider putting a condom on your gavel just to hear this case. However, none of that information is defamatory. Betsy Rothstein was merely thinking she was writing self-help articles co-miserating with others like herself, whose nether regions regularly shame the yeasty output of moderately sized Wonderbread factories.&quot;
I&#039;ll tell you once, I won&#039;t tell you twice. You&#039;d better wise up Janet Weiss. Your apple pie don&#039;t taste too nice You&#039;d better wise up, Janet Weiss
I&#039;ve laid the seed it should be all you need You&#039;re as sensual as a pencil, Wound up like an E or a first string When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?
You got a block, well take my advice. You&#039;d better wise up, Janet Weiss. The transducer will seduce ya.
If I was her lawyer, I&#039;d have gone with &quot;Having a loathsome disease in and of itself is not considered defamatory in any way, shape, or form by my client, Betsy Rothstein. For example, she has so many diseases, even her <i>crabs</i> have syphilis. Your honor may consider putting a condom on your gavel just to hear this case. However, none of that information is defamatory. Betsy Rothstein was merely thinking she was writing self-help articles co-miserating with others like herself, whose nether regions regularly shame the yeasty output of moderately sized Wonderbread factories.&quot;
&quot;My name is Beff and I&#039;m DTF!&quot;
I&#039;ll tell you once, I won&#039;t tell you twice. You&#039;d better wise up Janet Weiss. Your apple pie don&#039;t taste too nice You&#039;d better wise up, Janet Weiss
I&#039;ve laid the seed it should be all you need You&#039;re as sensual as a pencil, Wound up like an E or a first string When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?
You got a block, well take my advice. You&#039;d better wise up, Janet Weiss. The transducer will seduce ya.
I&#039;d tap that.
I fear I may be sued for having posted that Andrew Breitbart had excellent personal hygiene.