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What’s even more egregious about this fucking fuckwit’s presence in the Senate is that he’s sitting in My Girl, Claire McCaskill’s seat. That, and he doesn’t live in Missouri. He lives in Virginia.

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Hawkeye?! Harley, damn autocorrect

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Autocarrot strikes again!

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Hawkeye is a very dangerous politician, and it would be a coup for our side to kick his treasonous rump out of the Senate.

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Jan 8Liked by Stephen Robinson

“When all is said and all is done, Jefferson has beliefs. Burr has none.”

I'm going to make a wild guess and say that would apply to 80% of the Republicans in Congress.

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Jan 8·edited Jan 8

The words "beat" and "Josh Hawley" got me to click through. 😁

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Here's hoping the independent takes enough votes from Chariots of Fire

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Chariots of Fire LIBELZ!

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"Recent polls have shown Democratic primary frontrunner Lucas Kunce within striking distance of Hawley. "

So he will lose more narrowly.

Republicans know that losing the House is increasingly likely and they are determined to gain the Senate.

And they can count.

No breath should be held for Senate seat flippage in any red place.

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If the 14th amendment were applied impartially, half the Republicans in Congress would be barred from running again.

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Brave Sir Joshua ran away, ran away, ran away.

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I never!

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. Claire McCaskill should run. She has the best name recognition, she is on MSNBC constantly, and she could dump on Hawley better.

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"overly ambitious, morally bankrupt opportunist"

the running theme in the GOP

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He should put THAT on one of his mugs.

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Jan 8·edited Jan 8

Have to say that the choice of the Cowardly Lion in the hed photo was inspired.

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Hawley, Cruz, and Scott are all gross, self-dealing monsters who pretend not to know how destructive their actions are; and who will inevitably be re-elected.

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In other congressional garbage news, Lauren Boebert celebrated J6 by getting into a brawl with her ex.

https://www.rawstory.com/boebert-fight-with-husband/

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On the one hand, she's a garbage person who is willing to lie about pretty much anything, even if there is evidence exposing the truth. On the other hand, he's a garbage person who is willing to lie about pretty much anything. On yet another hand, he could probably be accurately described as a groomer, specifically, a groomer of the young Lauren Boebert, who found herself seduced by the sexy way he exposed himself to her and the other children at the time in the bowling alley. Damn, I need more arms if I'm going to have all these hands.

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She wanted to clarify that she didn't punch her husband in the face twice.

Has a question ever begged harder?

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"It was three times, so I'm innocent!"

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Even though they’ve been solidly red lately, I think it’s a mistake to write off formerly purplish states like Missouri, Iowa, Ohio, and yes, Florida. Democrats can win in these states with the right candidate and the right message. More importantly, we need to expand our Senate majority if we hope to get anything done.

Dobbs is a key wedge issue to peak suburban white women voters away from the GOP. And we shouldn’t be afraid to use it.

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And Hawley’s wife, Erin, Yale law, argued ADF mifepristone case in Amarillo.

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