We visited my wife's cool cousin and her husband in California for Thanksgiving. They had recently returned from a photo safari in Tanzania where they saw two different leopards. One was actively scanning its surroundings from a tree and was as lean as you would expect a big cat to be. The other had obviously recently made a kill and was lolling around on its branch looking like a big pregnant house cat.
I had a dream last night about being among huge, quiet crowds of people approaching our criminal governmentโs buildings, along with all those of complicit political groups. We should be like leopards. Though I doubt Mr. Leopard operates in anger.
That leopard looks to be doing some serious stalking... and then just settles in for a rest. I guess whatever they were after either turned out to be not as enticing as they'd thought from a distance, or left the area.
You headline this, but then we have to go to a Reddit link to find out what they are ( especially since we so often bill ourselves as a "dick joke emporium" )?
C'mon, let's see some more "completism" in reporting here.
Personally, I suspect the need to limit herself to 5 "new" slang words was at fault. How many terms would she have had to sift through to find "new" slang words?
"...In October, the right to wed was chipped away in Texas thanks to a rule change, approved by the Texas Supreme Court, which now allows judges to decline performing marriages based on their religious beliefs...."
How the hell is that even constitutional under the US Constitution? Maybe the Texas Supreme Court needs to face federal penalties for approving this. The assholes are so quick to cite the "supremacy clause" when it suits them, then go ahead and advance facially unconstitutional laws without a qualm.
Trump supposedly claimed that his new "gold card" visa program would generate "$50 trillion" - but, even at the $2 million he wants to charge corporate clients ( the $1 million is for individuals ), he doesn't seem to math out that it would take 25 million corporate clients to apply for this.
There ain't no way he spent any time trying to math it out - he's just spewing numbers like he always does.
I didn't remember him putting forth a "gold card" program in his first term. The earliest I remember him talking about such a program to cost individuals $5 billion - a "presentation" that quickly disappeared into the rest of his mental quagmire. I guess I'm surprised that some version of it has resurfaced/ individuals
Really - the Secretary of State, at a time when our alliances are falling apart and the nutjob-in-chief is trying to start a new war, has the time to worry about document fonts? And justifies his decision, which will likely cost millions if he insists on existing documents be re-done, as a font is "too woke"?
These assholes don't seem to recognize just how many of their actions look like those of assholes.
Of course, I knew that too many of Trump's appointees were ultra rich, but I didn't guess it was this many ( several are pretty complete unknowns ). Also, why both saying "modern history" - it's clear that there's NEVER been so many billionaires in our government, let alone just the administration.
All I remember about that name is writers often made a distinction between the good Chuck Johnson and the bad Chuck Johnson. Same as they did with Roger Ailes.
I'm so glad that no one with my name has risen to the level of being notoriously evil.
Powerful creatures, leopards. Even the non face-eating variety. Your hed gif info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/stealth-mode
And meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/26dd3939-77db-4ae6-8aae-e2687dadb6c9?utm_source=share
๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ข๐ต๐ต๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ช๐ด๐ต๐ฆ๐ฏ; ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ญ๐ญ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ค๐ข๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ธ๐ข๐ด, ๐ ๐ฎ๐บ ๐๐ฆ๐ด๐ต ๐๐ฆ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฆ๐ฅ, ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ข๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ช๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ๐ด ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ฅ. ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ฐ๐จ ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ฅ, ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ฐ๐ณ๐ด๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ฅ, ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ฅ, ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ฅ, ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ช๐จ ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ฅโ๐ข๐ด ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ข๐ด ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ถ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐ฆโ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐บ ๐ธ๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ต ๐๐ช๐ญ๐ฅ ๐๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฅ๐ด ๐ฃ๐บ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ช๐ณ ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ด. ๐๐ถ๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ด๐ต ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ช๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ๐ด ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ข๐ต. ๐๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐บ ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฎ๐ด๐ฆ๐ญ๐ง, ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ข๐ค๐ฆ๐ด ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ข๐ญ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฎ.
โ Rudyard Kipling
A graceful stalk. But it looks like the prey took off early. Poor kitty just flops down and complains.
We visited my wife's cool cousin and her husband in California for Thanksgiving. They had recently returned from a photo safari in Tanzania where they saw two different leopards. One was actively scanning its surroundings from a tree and was as lean as you would expect a big cat to be. The other had obviously recently made a kill and was lolling around on its branch looking like a big pregnant house cat.
Is it Caturday already Martini? Being retired one sometimes loses track of what day it is.
Can we unleash this gorgeous creature in the corridors of the West Wing? And let him/her have tasty snacks?
A lot of the faces there are pretty unappetizing.
But leopards are indiscriminate eaters.....
That's handy, given the amount of silicone and who knows what else they'd ingest if they weren't careful.
I had a dream last night about being among huge, quiet crowds of people approaching our criminal governmentโs buildings, along with all those of complicit political groups. We should be like leopards. Though I doubt Mr. Leopard operates in anger.
Such power. I think JD Vance should be put in a room with this leopard for complaining about elderly cat ladies. Can you see him saying, "nice kitty."
That is one disappointed kitty, especially after the perfect sneaky sneaky crawl!!
No sense of direction / location, though.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5es5MQX0VVA
"Looking For My Leopard" - Joel Veitch
be verrrrry qwiet! I'm stalking MAGAts...
The moment the bird flew away is pretty obvious.
Such grace and concentration
As they pursue their prey
I hope the slinky tail wags
Don't give the game away.
Cats of all sizes just can't keep their tails from jerking around when they're in stalk mode.
That is what is known as a Dalmatian Cat.
A big cat moving like that leopard is moving? Big trouble coming for some critter.
That unconscious grace and the implication of (very) sudden death... Even if they weren't gorgeous, they'd be fascinating
.200 kill average is formidable, we're not talking journeyman pitcher batting averages...
That leopard looks to be doing some serious stalking... and then just settles in for a rest. I guess whatever they were after either turned out to be not as enticing as they'd thought from a distance, or left the area.
It's a definite cat "WHAT? I MEANT TO COME HERE AND LAY DOWN. MY INTENTION ALL ALONG" move.
"If you do not train, do not face the enemy"
He takes every opportunity...
All casual at the end like OH HAI I DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOU HERE
Republicans are not having a good time anymore. And they all know who to blame.
At an advanced age, I am always working on joint range of motion. Leopard lady, I love you much more than I can say.
Does anyone remember the WWII song we used to sing to the tune of "Whistle While You Work" which contained the lines:
Whistle while you work
Hitler is a jerk
Mussolini bit his weenie
Now it doesn't work
Maybe someone (with more musical talent than I have) can update this.
I got news for that Reddit penis-word dude: weenage is already in use as a dick word.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Weenager
Really?
"Five New Slang Words For Penis..."
You headline this, but then we have to go to a Reddit link to find out what they are ( especially since we so often bill ourselves as a "dick joke emporium" )?
C'mon, let's see some more "completism" in reporting here.
Our Editrix just got back from Rome. Cut her some slack for the jet lag.
I hear they use Mountain Time over there.
Personally, I suspect the need to limit herself to 5 "new" slang words was at fault. How many terms would she have had to sift through to find "new" slang words?
From that "19th News" story:
"...In October, the right to wed was chipped away in Texas thanks to a rule change, approved by the Texas Supreme Court, which now allows judges to decline performing marriages based on their religious beliefs...."
How the hell is that even constitutional under the US Constitution? Maybe the Texas Supreme Court needs to face federal penalties for approving this. The assholes are so quick to cite the "supremacy clause" when it suits them, then go ahead and advance facially unconstitutional laws without a qualm.
Trump supposedly claimed that his new "gold card" visa program would generate "$50 trillion" - but, even at the $2 million he wants to charge corporate clients ( the $1 million is for individuals ), he doesn't seem to math out that it would take 25 million corporate clients to apply for this.
There ain't no way he spent any time trying to math it out - he's just spewing numbers like he always does.
Chumpflation. In his first term, he would have said it would generate $500 billion.
I didn't remember him putting forth a "gold card" program in his first term. The earliest I remember him talking about such a program to cost individuals $5 billion - a "presentation" that quickly disappeared into the rest of his mental quagmire. I guess I'm surprised that some version of it has resurfaced/ individuals
Next week it'll be $60 trillion, then $70 trillion the week after that.
Another name for the font designers in the house.
Flesh serif.
More trivial bullshit that's going to cost us money:
"๐๐๐ฅ๐ข๐๐ซ๐ข ๐๐จ๐ง๐ญ ๐๐๐ง๐ข๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ ๐๐ฌ ๐.๐. ๐๐ข๐ฉ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฆ๐๐๐ฒ ๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ข๐ฆ๐๐ฌ ๐๐๐ฐ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐๐ง ๐๐๐๐๐๐ก๐๐๐ฆ ๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐ก๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ข๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐กโ๐ ๐ต๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐๐ก๐๐๐โ๐ ๐ โ๐๐๐ก ๐ก๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ก, ๐ก๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐ก ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ค๐๐กโ ๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ข๐๐ , ๐ โ๐ค๐๐ ๐ก๐๐๐ข๐โ ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ ๐๐ก๐ฆ ๐๐๐ฃ๐."
Really - the Secretary of State, at a time when our alliances are falling apart and the nutjob-in-chief is trying to start a new war, has the time to worry about document fonts? And justifies his decision, which will likely cost millions if he insists on existing documents be re-done, as a font is "too woke"?
These assholes don't seem to recognize just how many of their actions look like those of assholes.
Was just a bit shocked by this:
[ WaPo archive ]Link: https://archive.ph/quszr
"๐๐๐๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐งโ๐ฌ ๐๐ ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐๐ข๐ซ๐๐ฌ ๐ด๐ก ๐ ๐๐๐ก ๐ค๐๐๐กโ ๐๐ $390 ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐กโ๐ ๐กโ๐ ๐ค๐๐๐๐กโ๐๐๐ ๐ก ๐โ๐๐ก๐ ๐ป๐๐ข๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ โ๐๐ ๐ก๐๐๐ฆ."
Of course, I knew that too many of Trump's appointees were ultra rich, but I didn't guess it was this many ( several are pretty complete unknowns ). Also, why both saying "modern history" - it's clear that there's NEVER been so many billionaires in our government, let alone just the administration.
Roll out the tumbrels!!!!
Rah! Rah! BIG GAY WEDDING DAY!
Congratulations and Best Wishes to All!
Nice article too.
Wait til that leopard gets a whiff of Stephen Millerโs oil-pocked pores. Thatโs carnage I would like to see IN PERSON.
just remember on the student loans- Republicans have literally taken money out of our pockets on this one.
Chuck C. Johnson
All I remember about that name is writers often made a distinction between the good Chuck Johnson and the bad Chuck Johnson. Same as they did with Roger Ailes.
I'm so glad that no one with my name has risen to the level of being notoriously evil.
.... SODOMITE? REALLY NOW?