292 Comments

She jumped.

Expand full comment

Jeez...when you put it like that it all sounds kind of negative.

Expand full comment

Talk about a Herculean task.

Expand full comment

I WISH!

Nice avatar, you little bad seed!

Expand full comment

I see you've been reading your Ayn Rand again.

Expand full comment

Well, that's just crazy talk.

Expand full comment

New York's other major industry is selling high priced antique storage units (aka vacant condos) to global kleptocrats, and that's kind of hard to offshore.

Expand full comment

That is a good moniker.

Expand full comment

Rebecca's still trying to figure out how Wonkette's going to afford Nick Denton.

Expand full comment

Only if Ted Cruz is next to him...

Expand full comment

That's hilarious! I never even thought of that possibility!

Expand full comment

Should she stay or should she go?Her get up and go must of got up and went.So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, adieu.

Scientology, pffffft. :P

Expand full comment

It's not like they're spending moniez on research. Making up a headline and putting a question mark after it doesn't cost all that much. Example: Greta Van Susteren is running off to Alaska to be with Tawd Palin?

Expand full comment

that's why you never see them together: Cruz thinks it's hilarious when Hannity gets punched in the face. And if it is just the two of them, it'll be like a black hole and the universe will end.

Expand full comment

Love your name and avatar.

Expand full comment

It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

Expand full comment