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Divorce is so very expensive. Bullets are cheap*.

*Especially when you are getting a free lifetime supply courtesy of the NRA**

**No, PROBABLY not really.

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i remember that comment.

siggghhh.

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I've been getting such a legal education as a result of this comment! Thanks!

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And, of course, there's Satan's dyslexic brother, whose number is 1224 (in the US).

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I would goggle at that,

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Plus, he now has all the confirmation he needs that his behavior is perfectly acceptable.

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Word.

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Now now, let's be fairn to post-racial America. There's no way anyone would make a big deal out of him threatening his estranged white wife with a gun if he hadn't also just killed someone else and gotten off scot free.

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Oh, you sweet innocent thing.

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"Her father viciously attacked my fist with his face."

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I'm sure this is all just a misunderstanding we know George is in poor health and that woman of his is so much more capable of whoopin his ass than even the hoodie thug.If the police would just leave him alone so he could shoot more people he will mess up one of these days and shoot himself then they can get him for the reckless discharge of a sidearm

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With an H!

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Looks like a Happy Nice Time av. (with chainsaw).

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Let's not lose sight of the fact that the original "tongue-punch" was due to Riley.

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Oddly enough, apparently <a href="http:\/\/o.canada.com\/2013\/09\/08\/mike-myers-returns-with-supermensch-the-legend-of-shep-gordon-with-video\/" target="_blank">this</a>. I just heard about this on the way home on NPR.

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Biff Tannen LIBEL!!1!!

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