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Robert Eckert's avatar

Sure that isn't a baby rhino?

eddi-SABH's avatar

Kids with the zoomies are fun to watch.

Lily Mars's avatar

Eugene is a freakin' LEGEND.

Runfastandwin's avatar

The Giraffe is very tall

standing next to her

you will feel

very small

Bagels of Doom's avatar

That's one strange looking deer cub...

helenasgarden's avatar

Spring: sprang, sprung!

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

He better not have an axe.

Menotsure's avatar

When spring is just arriving

And pollen's in their noses

Post nasal drip in giraffes

Has a long way to goses.

Whale Chowder's avatar

I'd say that one was a stretch.

Doktor Zoom's avatar

Even giraffes are concerned about youth with gamboling addiction

Menotsure's avatar

You stuck your neck out for that one.

John Thorstensen's avatar

Excellent, Smithers!

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Amazing zoomies today!

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Whatever race he enters, he wins by a neck.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM!"

kmblue187's avatar

"WATCH ME! WATCH ME! WATCH ME!"

James's avatar

Mom: .o0(I’m changing my name tomorrow…)

ciaobella's avatar

Is this zoomies week at Wonkette?

PuraVida's avatar

Spring Break in Oregon, so yes.

Sojourner Truth's avatar

I like the giraffe at the bottom just a-chewin his cud.

TerseNurse's avatar

now THAT'S a bebe giraffe!

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Alice is astonished! to find her favorite bed occupied! Daphne is practicing flatness, and not planning on going anywhere in the near future.

https://substack.com/@ontheotherhand124816/note/c-233376659?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=106di

Ward From Cali's avatar

I forgot to mention it this morning, 'Trix, but thanks for that piece on how to access and use Google's now-hidden legacy features and bypass their idiot A.I. summaries. VERY good information to have!

For anyone who missed it:

https://cardcatalogforlife.substack.com/p/google-has-a-secret-reference-desk?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web&triedRedirect=true

eddi-SABH's avatar

Massive reality check for Don Don! Democrats Flip Mar-a-Lago in Personal Humiliation for Trump https://www.thedailybeast.com/democrats-flip-mar-a-lago-in-personal-humiliation-for-trump/ BTW. He voted by mail.

John W.'s avatar

The info on the "Save America Act" is now outdated. Trump seems to be on board with Thuneʻs suggestion to fund all DHS agencies, except ICE/CBP AND put everything else in a reconciliation bill, including the SAA. In other words, Dems one thing that ask for and maybe agreement on body cams and judicial warrants. The GOP gets DHS mostly funded and gets the Save America Act, as well. Waiting for the Dems reaction..,.

beb's avatar

I for one, will enjoy this week without Evan's fool mouth, vulgar diatribes. I prefer my reading to be sardonic and witty.

That Trump refused to take 'yes' for an answer to TSA is so typical him. That he didn't know a thing about attacking Iran first is a 10-15 billion dollar mistake -- so far! We should take the money out of his businesses, Jarad's and the failsons as well.

Runfastandwin's avatar

The way to beat AI in google is just to use some fucking profanity in the search...

John Santos's avatar

Playful hippo! Needs a tutu, though.

MacCruiskeen's avatar

You're finally getting on board with Bookshop? It's about effing time. Next up you're moving to Ghost and ditching all the fashy media?

Erika's avatar

I just pre-ordered something at Bookshop.org! Hooked it up to one of my favorite local bookstores (We are lucky, we have many).

Linda Leeson's avatar

Hey Rebecca, the only option I'm seeing for your pizza fundraiser is pickup or coupons. I'm missing something I think?

Babe Paley's avatar

No--if you look at the options, some are shipped FedEx frozen--I think all of the kits are.

ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

"Your friend Callyson hipped us to Bookshop.org"

Is there another Callyson around here? I don't remember doing this.

But thanks for reminding me about it--I'll use it to order the new Brian Tyler Cohen book. BRB...

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Callyson and Spotts stopped by for a visit and lunch on their way home yesterday. It's always nice to meet up IRL!