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Jesus saves, but Gretzky scores on the rebound!

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I have no use for Boebert's brand of craptastic white trash god. "God is on the throne," she said.

Well she better not interrupt him while he's doing his business.

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Maybe. But I think she was alluding to his CPR card.

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But if he HAD been there he would have been PACKING HEAT.

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Up valley neighbor to you, howdy! I always thought GJ was still living in the 50's.

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This woman is scary. She makes the Taliban look like a sewing club.

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Well, the 50's had a sort of post-war charm and Ike did send troops to Little Rock. I'm thinking more 20's when Denver had a Klan mayor. Just happy we have the Front Range to keep us relatively sane at the State level.

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“… appropriate respect for (America's) elected officeholders …”

This, in a Wonkette article?

Seriously?

Please this sort default of default hypocrisy to the Daily Caller, where it comes naturally.

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No doubt.

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You are trying equate yourself with Boebert? I'm not impressed.

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yeah but i doubt she could take over northern afghanistan.

just as a point of variation.

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Ta, Stephen.

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Does God have to flush 10 or 11 times, or does he have one of those new Trump-branded toilets?

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The words of the prophets profits.

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She'd be like Serena Joy. She'd have to shut the Hell up and get in that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans like any good housewife. I mean, that's their "perfect world," right?

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They should've let Belafonte have the last word.

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