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Billy Wigglestaff's avatar

Jesus saves, but Gretzky scores on the rebound!

Chrome Diopside's avatar

I have no use for Boebert's brand of craptastic white trash god. "God is on the throne," she said.

Well she better not interrupt him while he's doing his business.

Chrome Diopside's avatar

Maybe. But I think she was alluding to his CPR card.

-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

But if he HAD been there he would have been PACKING HEAT.

Gertie_CO's avatar

Up valley neighbor to you, howdy! I always thought GJ was still living in the 50's.

sinbad's avatar

This woman is scary. She makes the Taliban look like a sewing club.

Conserva Tool's avatar

Well, the 50's had a sort of post-war charm and Ike did send troops to Little Rock. I'm thinking more 20's when Denver had a Klan mayor. Just happy we have the Front Range to keep us relatively sane at the State level.

jtgillick's avatar

“… appropriate respect for (America's) elected officeholders …”

This, in a Wonkette article?

Seriously?

Please this sort default of default hypocrisy to the Daily Caller, where it comes naturally.

sarafina's avatar

You are trying equate yourself with Boebert? I'm not impressed.

fuflans's avatar

yeah but i doubt she could take over northern afghanistan.

just as a point of variation.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Does God have to flush 10 or 11 times, or does he have one of those new Trump-branded toilets?

EyeQueue's avatar

The words of the prophets profits.

EyeQueue's avatar

She'd be like Serena Joy. She'd have to shut the Hell up and get in that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans like any good housewife. I mean, that's their "perfect world," right?

Sleepmonger's avatar

They should've let Belafonte have the last word.