Mar-A-Lago may seem like a great hideout right now.
But you ain't gonna like it when the front desk clerk suddenly hands you a bill for several hundred thousand dollars and you ain't got squat to pay it with.
You gonna have to wash dishes for a long, long time to ever get free of that prison.
You might abandon your luggage and cut out in the middle of the night to avoid that.
The once-upon-a- time crown prince of Iran, Reza Pahlavi, has spent decades lobbying in Washington DC for the US to do regime change in Iran. He has always wanted to return to Iran, dust off the old throne, put the crown back on and get down to the business of punishing the entire nation of Iran for never rising up and bringing him back from his comfortable exile in the USA. The poor, sad man is still waiting for that to happen.
In all that time he has never been assassinated in the USA despite the hostility of his native country's leaders. That is thanks to the private security bodyguards he has used for decades. Those expensive security contractors are not provided by the taxpayers of the USA. They are paid from the vast loot that Reza Pahlavi's daddy stole from Iran when he packed up his family and fled.
I wonder if Flavio also looted Brazil's treasury before he fled. Or will he have to settle for a bullet proof vest, a concealed carry sidearm and his own luck to keep him alive in second amendment America.
Boy, that guy went from "the election was corrupt and should be thrown out" to "I will accept the results and lead the loyal opposition" to "get me the fuck out of Brazil!" lightning-fast, didn't he?
This could have something to do with how, when it comes to coup attempts, Brazil, unlike this country, does not fuck around.
When all this is over with, we are going to need a truth and reconciliation commission to investigate and prosecute the Trump administration's constellations of crimes.
Immunity for those who agree to testify fully and completely. Limited time offer. 72 hours to think it over.
Jack Smith should lead it and have unlimited resources. The commission will pay for itself and return dividends to the Treasury by clawing back hundreds of billions in ill-gotten gains.
This has been today's daydream of a just universe.
Perhaps a silver lining is once we are able to shovel out the filth and clean up the joint we may be able to establish a small bit of good faith by turning over all these blackguards.
Thiel should be on a C-130 to Brasilia on the evening of Jan. 20, 2029. Just have Seal Team 6 grab him and then we can “try best efforts” to get Brazil to return him by the time a U.S. court can release a ruling.
This is like a bad sequel. Another dictator with the initials FB -- Cuban dictator Fulgencio Batista -- also was exiled to Florida, maintaining a home in my old stomping grounds of Daytona Beach back in the 40s and 50s.
He went back to Cuba to mount a US-backed coup, as was the style the time. This led directly to the backlash of Fidel Castro rising to power.
We NEVER fucking learn. And after Castro took over, Batista wound up exiled to Spain or Portugal, I believe.
The best thing about Batista's time in Florida is that his property there ultimately became St. Demetrios Greek Orthodox Church, which hosts some of the best Greek Festivals you're ever going to see.
The Brazilian Supreme Court also calls for an investigation into:
— Allegations that influencers were paid to promote pro-Bolsonaro Polymarket predictions.
— Whether Meta’s algorithms unfairly boosted Bolsonaro and restricted Lula.
— Reports of paid AI-generated fake accounts, deepfakes, and coordinated disinformation operations.
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🚨 A Brazilian Supreme Court justice has ordered an investigation into JD Vance’s billionaire donor network over alleged efforts to assist Flávio Bolsonaro’s failed presidential campaign.
The Rockbridge Network has ties to Peter Thiel, Rebekah Mercer, and other powerful MAGA donors.
asked if she thinks Congress needs to investigate who is responsible for the throttling of Starlink in Ukraine, Ashley Hinson serves up an epic word salad
Any margin less than one trillion votes is "rigged" according to The Toddler.
“The world is no longer Blue, Max. Where do we go now?” “Argentina?”
Remember when deposed dictators and assorted war criminals used to flee to places like Russia and North Korea? Good times…
They are STILL fleeing to places like Russia and North Korea.
I thought they fled to Argentina and Brazil. Well, the adults to Argentina and the boys to Brazil.
If only Donald would leave after the midterm reckoning.
Leave what? The White House? Politics? This mortal coil?
Yes
Watch out Flavio.
Mar-A-Lago may seem like a great hideout right now.
But you ain't gonna like it when the front desk clerk suddenly hands you a bill for several hundred thousand dollars and you ain't got squat to pay it with.
You gonna have to wash dishes for a long, long time to ever get free of that prison.
You might abandon your luggage and cut out in the middle of the night to avoid that.
I hear the Motel 6 is nice.
Marco Rubio and JD Vance should be hosted for a special "Clockwork Orange"-style private straightjacket screening of "Pan's Labyrinth".
They'll get to watch it over and over till it either works on them or till we run out of eye drops.
Marco and Flavio go to Pink Castle
Worst Harold and Kumar remake ever
The once-upon-a- time crown prince of Iran, Reza Pahlavi, has spent decades lobbying in Washington DC for the US to do regime change in Iran. He has always wanted to return to Iran, dust off the old throne, put the crown back on and get down to the business of punishing the entire nation of Iran for never rising up and bringing him back from his comfortable exile in the USA. The poor, sad man is still waiting for that to happen.
In all that time he has never been assassinated in the USA despite the hostility of his native country's leaders. That is thanks to the private security bodyguards he has used for decades. Those expensive security contractors are not provided by the taxpayers of the USA. They are paid from the vast loot that Reza Pahlavi's daddy stole from Iran when he packed up his family and fled.
I wonder if Flavio also looted Brazil's treasury before he fled. Or will he have to settle for a bullet proof vest, a concealed carry sidearm and his own luck to keep him alive in second amendment America.
Boy, that guy went from "the election was corrupt and should be thrown out" to "I will accept the results and lead the loyal opposition" to "get me the fuck out of Brazil!" lightning-fast, didn't he?
This could have something to do with how, when it comes to coup attempts, Brazil, unlike this country, does not fuck around.
It's not like the US doesn't have a history of giving shelter to authoritarians, Nazis, and fascist dictators.
SPACE PROGRAM LIBEL!!!11
When all this is over with, we are going to need a truth and reconciliation commission to investigate and prosecute the Trump administration's constellations of crimes.
Immunity for those who agree to testify fully and completely. Limited time offer. 72 hours to think it over.
Jack Smith should lead it and have unlimited resources. The commission will pay for itself and return dividends to the Treasury by clawing back hundreds of billions in ill-gotten gains.
This has been today's daydream of a just universe.
24 hours tops
"First to squeal gets a deal" is a mantra for reasons.
I like it.
It's fairer than they deserve, but we ought to get payback for all the criminal shit they have made us suffer through.
Perhaps a silver lining is once we are able to shovel out the filth and clean up the joint we may be able to establish a small bit of good faith by turning over all these blackguards.
Thiel should be on a C-130 to Brasilia on the evening of Jan. 20, 2029. Just have Seal Team 6 grab him and then we can “try best efforts” to get Brazil to return him by the time a U.S. court can release a ruling.
This is like a bad sequel. Another dictator with the initials FB -- Cuban dictator Fulgencio Batista -- also was exiled to Florida, maintaining a home in my old stomping grounds of Daytona Beach back in the 40s and 50s.
He went back to Cuba to mount a US-backed coup, as was the style the time. This led directly to the backlash of Fidel Castro rising to power.
We NEVER fucking learn. And after Castro took over, Batista wound up exiled to Spain or Portugal, I believe.
The best thing about Batista's time in Florida is that his property there ultimately became St. Demetrios Greek Orthodox Church, which hosts some of the best Greek Festivals you're ever going to see.
And an update . . .
MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch
The Brazilian Supreme Court also calls for an investigation into:
— Allegations that influencers were paid to promote pro-Bolsonaro Polymarket predictions.
— Whether Meta’s algorithms unfairly boosted Bolsonaro and restricted Lula.
— Reports of paid AI-generated fake accounts, deepfakes, and coordinated disinformation operations.
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MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch
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1h
🚨 A Brazilian Supreme Court justice has ordered an investigation into JD Vance’s billionaire donor network over alleged efforts to assist Flávio Bolsonaro’s failed presidential campaign.
The Rockbridge Network has ties to Peter Thiel, Rebekah Mercer, and other powerful MAGA donors.
9:36 AM · Oct 28, 2026
https://x.com/MeidasTouch/status/2115437471991493076
Let's just unplug X, Facebook, Instagram and TikTok till we can work out all the bugs.
The international rightist movement is a foreign policy nightmare for us.
Huh, whattaknow, there really *IS* a vast right-wing conspiracy
Hillary was right about that
She was right about a lot of shit...
asked if she thinks Congress needs to investigate who is responsible for the throttling of Starlink in Ukraine, Ashley Hinson serves up an epic word salad
https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mywxlqghs52a
She's just another Phony Joni Ernst.
Without the bread bags!
Do we know that for sure? 🤔
Just found out a room at Mar-A-Lago costs $2,000 to $4,000 a night.
Bedbugs thrown in for free.
And "$5000 for a hamburger and maybe a small dessert"
I think the room itself is $150. The rest is the escort…er, “resort fee.”