Have you forgotten all about the redneck webcam star "Skoal Rebel" aka skoalrebel, who was for a brief moment in time the most popular Actual Human Character on your Wonkette? The cud-chewin' loser may have dropped off the map "in real life," but his memory lives on within the appalling cartoon character of Cartman from teevee'sSouth Park. Are things gettingweirderout there? Let's look at the original Skoalrebel, and laugh together.
[ South Park via "Nathan"]
Only in America. I mean, really, where else on the planet is material like this produced? The Japanese television wackiness can't compete. Sometimes there's an English or Scottish or Irish bit of local color that achieves a degree of unselfconscious comedic brilliance. But no other culture could possibly spawn such a combination of pathos, subcortical appetites, and unrestrained bile that somehow retains an innocence at the same time. We are exceptional, no doubt about it.
(I'm referring to the SkoReb, in case that's not clear, not South Park.)
Ladies, at least we knows he gives oral.