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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Now hold on sir! I must state, in the most emphatic terms possible, that we, in Maine, do not waste time on such piddling excuses for alcohol. No sir...what we Mainers believe in, take great pride in, and drink to excess of is nothing less that most popular of northern New England tipples, <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Allen%27s_Coffee_Brandy" target="_blank">Allen's Coffee Brandy</a>.

Known as the "Champagne of Maine" and "an epidemic", we Mainer's drink as assload of this stuff. Here...allow me to make you a Burnt Trailer.

(also, try the Moxicontin while you're here!)

bobbert's avatar

General Scheisskopf libel.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Sadly, that was exactly the point

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the should move to Washington and get them for free from the police

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

isn't an oodle one of those funny foreign Muslin instruments that the new Miss America played during the talent portion of the show?

PubOption's avatar

He did stick to his promise to hire more inspectors.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Sounds like LePage is the real cheater in all this. Taking public money for nothing in return. His own private socializm.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I was going to use that $500/month windfall on wide screen TVs and to pay off Miss America judges. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling Maine Welfare Fraud Inspector kids!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

As Maine derps, so derps the nation.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Why do you like to see lobsters go hungry?

SullivanSt's avatar

Well it sure looks like <em>someone's</em> mind was bound... and gagged.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Not paste - <i>mucilage.</i> I think it must be important somehow.

Shypixel's avatar

No. The point was to shame and stigmatize people who receive assistance, in an effort to convince the middle and working classes that the poor are the real enemy.

In this regard, the Governor's campaign seems to be a resounding success.

Painter of Goats's avatar

But you didn't take into account the jobs he created - all eight of them. That's almost a plethora.

schmannity's avatar

45 cases? I did not know there were that many blahs in Maine to shame.