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“Anything Lindsey suggests, I will have an open ear to,” Schumer said.

Careful, Chuck.

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This initiative may not square with the House's single-minded focus on jobs (...and abortion...and healthcare). You're going to need to consult with John "Orange Biscuits" Boner and Erik "Ham Blintzes" Cantor about this.

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"If there's one thing that I cain't stand, It's a ethnocentric racist. Now, you take back that thing you said About Aristootle Onaissis."

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Hey! I'll have you know that Lindsey Graham is a staunch heterosexual.

Until the booze kicks in.

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