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chascates's avatar

“Anything Lindsey suggests, I will have an open ear to,” Schumer said.

Careful, Chuck.

Spurning Beer's avatar

This initiative may not square with the House's single-minded focus on jobs (...and abortion...and healthcare). You're going to need to consult with John "Orange Biscuits" Boner and Erik "Ham Blintzes" Cantor about this.

Spurning Beer's avatar

"If there's one thing that I cain't stand, It's a ethnocentric racist. Now, you take back that thing you said About Aristootle Onaissis."

Joshua Norton's avatar

Hey! I'll have you know that Lindsey Graham is a staunch heterosexual.

Until the booze kicks in.