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Wear your white gold..

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You need the wild magic to back it up, right? I vote in MA so hoping to flip gov but otherwise my vote has little impact. That blue wave needs some wild magic in thered belt.

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I think saying Donald Trump and pigshit is sort of redundant.

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Big wind and lots of wet, just tremendously wet and very, very moist, water.

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This may be a silly question, but why does China have to buy American pork? It's not like they are lacking in agricultural land.

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Vey iz mir.

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I'm willing to take that risk that they'll have slightly less freedom from government tyranny, after we grab all their gunz.

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That is a thing of beauty. I want to weep with joy at the "freedominess" of it.

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AND THEY DROVE AROUND A ROADBLOCK IN A HURRICANE !!!!!! Do Not Pass !!! Though the two women wore no shackles or handcuffs, they possibly wore zip ties around their wrists. Possibly straight jackets. Pssssst, McLean hospital in Belmont , MA has zip ties littered all over the ground in front of their main admitting desk, and they don't bother to clean them up I.E the patients are transported from other hospitals and facilities in zip ties.

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No.The direction is NEVER DRIVE THROUGH FLOODWATERS.They drove around the flooded road closure signs.Their recklessness lead to negligent homicide.

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"I love that area," Trump responded, according to the pool account. "I can't tell you why, but I love that area."

"No collusion!" he added.

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Gubmnt money makes blahs lazy. It is the divine right of wypipo.

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Actually nope.They drove recklessly into flood waters (for which negligent homicide should result) and the van was washed off the road.Once the van was partly submerged getting the door open would be impossible due to the water pressure.Survival in a sinking car is to open the windows to flood the interior and equalise the pressure so you can open the doors to get out. As a prisoner transport will have unbreakable unopenable windows there was nothing they could do to open a swinging door.The situation makes my skin crawl and guts churn.They should be charged with negligent homicide as a bare minimum for driving into the floodwaters.But once partially submerged there was no way they could open the door.

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Of all the things that could happen to that suffering state, it had to be a Donald Trump.....

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Apparently the pigshit is pinkish, not orangeish.So probably looks more human than Lord Dampnut.

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My hometown yacht club only required that us local yokels own a yacht... I seem to recall one of older brothers patching up an abandoned canoe to get the membership in the place with the cheapest beer in town.

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