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"${NAME}, who was arrested for ${VOTER_CRIME} on ${DATE}, was released today without charges being filed." -- only 20-25 words.

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... challenged in federal court very fucking fast.Have you heard of a fellow named John Roberts?

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And, like pretty much every other attempt at large-scale voter[*] fraud, it was very obvious that something hinky was going on. They eventually declared the election as invalid and re-ran i.

[*] Which is not to be confused with election fraud, which is a different thing.

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If you already give, consider putting on a different outfit and giving again!

I actually did that for a while, inadvertently, of course. It didn't even involved putting on a different outfit. What? Was I going to put on pants for one of the gives?

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And he's hung.

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Desantis may be on to something here. Think about it. A state agency charged with overseeing all aspects of elections and the maintenance of security throughout the process. I wonder why other states haven't come up with something like this already. Could you imagine? An agency in every state responsible for elections and their security.

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A still from Birth of a Nation......

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Oh FFS! More hoops we all have to jump through because of the dicks in the Villages!

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They will be the real "Thugs".

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Me too. We were so close in the last one.

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You left out that they had their own STI wave, because the male republican swingers, were too selfish to wear condoms.

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He's a Republican, coasting on the good will built by Iger, who was outraged, by his silence on the matter of beating on the LGB and especially Trans kids.

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Tell her not to move to northern Florida, and be careful about central Florida, unless you get a good enclave you might as well be in Georgia. Try around the cities, like the Tampa bay area, St Pete is relatively liberal, or Orlando for some areas.

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The latter, they assume everyone is like them. My a/c repair guy recently said he hated the Dems, and my silence must have clued him in, I laughed it off, but he was real angry, just mentioning how much he hated them.

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I say Starbuckian. Or Floydian. Depending on my mood.

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Membership in the Aryan Nation?

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