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SterWonk's avatar

"${NAME}, who was arrested for ${VOTER_CRIME} on ${DATE}, was released today without charges being filed." -- only 20-25 words.

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... challenged in federal court very fucking fast.Have you heard of a fellow named John Roberts?

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And, like pretty much every other attempt at large-scale voter[*] fraud, it was very obvious that something hinky was going on. They eventually declared the election as invalid and re-ran i.

[*] Which is not to be confused with election fraud, which is a different thing.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

If you already give, consider putting on a different outfit and giving again!

I actually did that for a while, inadvertently, of course. It didn't even involved putting on a different outfit. What? Was I going to put on pants for one of the gives?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Desantis may be on to something here. Think about it. A state agency charged with overseeing all aspects of elections and the maintenance of security throughout the process. I wonder why other states haven't come up with something like this already. Could you imagine? An agency in every state responsible for elections and their security.

rtpoeman's avatar

A still from Birth of a Nation......

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Oh FFS! More hoops we all have to jump through because of the dicks in the Villages!

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

They will be the real "Thugs".

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Me too. We were so close in the last one.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

You left out that they had their own STI wave, because the male republican swingers, were too selfish to wear condoms.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

He's a Republican, coasting on the good will built by Iger, who was outraged, by his silence on the matter of beating on the LGB and especially Trans kids.

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Tell her not to move to northern Florida, and be careful about central Florida, unless you get a good enclave you might as well be in Georgia. Try around the cities, like the Tampa bay area, St Pete is relatively liberal, or Orlando for some areas.

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The latter, they assume everyone is like them. My a/c repair guy recently said he hated the Dems, and my silence must have clued him in, I laughed it off, but he was real angry, just mentioning how much he hated them.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I say Starbuckian. Or Floydian. Depending on my mood.

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Membership in the Aryan Nation?