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Waste Land Rover's avatar

So the guy who believes in a giant invisible sky man who is watching and judging every human being on the plant simultaneously thinks people who want to dress differently is unbelievable.

Got it.

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Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

Dr. Martin Luther King never had a Danger Room."

Dr. King's entire life was a Danger Room.

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

Keep telling on yourselves assholes

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

Did you know Adam and Eve had the first his and hers computers?

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She had an Apple and he had a Wang

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Anarchy Pony's avatar

These lunatics have no business operating legislatures anywhere...

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Professor Fate's avatar

And you sir are an ignorant bible thumper.

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Carlill's avatar

The Living Tribunal?

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popebuck1's avatar

The High Evolutionary. Oh wait, they don't believe in evolution either.

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Jack Millwater's avatar

Personally, I'd like to tell this malignant taint tumor exactly what he can do with his "apology."

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IMPOed's avatar

I believe he was thinking about Optimus Prime and Bumblebee, fucking idiot.

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avidlurker's avatar

Wang. I remember those guys. They did a demo of a desktop calculator at my high school, senior year. It was the size of a cash register.

HP-35 scientific calculator came out the next year.

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No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Whether it's Republican lawmakers calling trans people "demons" and "imps," or Bernie Sanders referring to the Starbucks founder as a billionaire, both sides need to lower the rhetoric.- WaPo Editorial Board

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That God Who Needs a Starship's avatar

The “trans people are like the X-Men!” line might work if there were trans people out there who could sprout claws, read your thoughts, or kill you with their laser beam eyes.

But they can’t. Because they’re humans, just like you, me, and (supposedly) this Republican from Florida.

And like all other humans, they have basic human rights, like the right to be left the fuck alone and not having to justify their existence to bigots and morons.

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DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

For his allotted time, Barnaby exclaimed that he would use his time to show his whole ass, and, his God-given man-genitals. (Undoing his pants and spinning around to expose his buttocks and rectum) “This is my ass. This is my whole ass. If I go like this, you can see my rectum. Dangling below it are my heavenly, conservative genitals. They are Christian genitals, and I am proud of them. I’m sorry if my ass is stinky, but I was compelled to show my whole ass today, to protect victims from having their eyeballs seared if they look up a mutant in the potty.”

What an asshole.

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