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Patrick Edwards's avatar

You buried the lead.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

wait - they're using the censorship law against him? inpussibibble!

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

wait - they're using the censorship law against him? inpussibibble!

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Ella Hyland's avatar

This: "Johnny Appleseed, The Giver and even the Bible." and this “We also know that some people have abused this process in an effort to score cheap political points.” tell me that this is really about liberals using their shit against them. He doesn't realize he went too far. This is more of a "not like that!".

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rlcornelius's avatar

The Giver was banned? What could even a MAGA object to in The Giver?

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CroneEver's avatar

People are supposed to SELL, not GIVE. We're a capitalist society, and giving just makes people feel entitled and woke. And yes, I know, that The Giver isn't giving out material wealth, but MAGA don't know that, do they?

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Zyxomma's avatar

What the fuck did he THINK was going to happen. Hmmm, Harvard and Yale are not sending their best, at least not into politics.

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

Harvard and Yale have never been sending their best. It's just that one squeeks through under cover of 'populism' occasionally and then flips the page on those uptight, rich fucks.....

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Xcott's avatar

So now he's kind of against this thing that had haunted him throughout his attempted run for president?

I guess that's as close to "the system works" that we're going to see.

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Dogfather's avatar

I hope he stubs his toe real bad.

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agony's avatar

It's almost as if it would have been better to leave it up to people trained to teach kids to know what could be suitable for kids to have access to.

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Some kind of Fred's avatar

I wonder if he's read the Song of Solomon.

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bluePNWcats's avatar

Oh good... I'm sure that all the very reasonable people he loosed upon the people of Florida will now become champions of free speech and that they will cease and desist in their efforts to ban everything to the left of mein kamph. Right?

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Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

It’s kinda hard to “fine tune” a wrecking ball mid-swing, Chuckles.

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Newspeak. That is Duckspeak and Thoughtcrime.

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LadyWoman's avatar

[Insert "We're all trying to find who did this," hotdog costume meme]

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Mike Gesing's avatar

Where have I heard this before? Oh, yeah - guns don't kill people, people kill people. Same logic.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

So Tiny D just discovered that Moms for Hitler has been bussing people to district meetings to complain about books even they aren’t even residents of the district?

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