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according to one R they float and putting too many GIs there may make them tip over.

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even the cheap gas...heeheehee

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just saw where this is the hottest March in CA history. 90's in March, drought, dayum and Y'all allow frackers to pollute what little fresh water there is. Another nice place to visit,,,,,a short visit.

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Shoot, invest 50 cents and send Him a letter. That would be a trip. 100,000 letters and post cards, all saying, "DUMBASS"

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Well.... that doesn't sound so bad. I shall name him Ollie

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As a fellow Barton, let me just say "You GO, boyfriend!"

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Seconded! Funny thing is that the next line from the sketch echoes in my head every time I hear about anything Gov. Scott of Slytherin supports or proposes.

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He will migrate to his alternate spiritual home, South Carolina.

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And Dr Zoidberg will finally be able to afford that Miami condo he's always wanted.

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We have always been at war with East Asia. We have never seen the sky. Weather is god doing his nightly beauty routine. Thunder is god fighting with Mrs. god.

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Even if (big "if') the guy was a bit of a dick about responding to his boss' request, the solution is just to tell him not to be a dick. Not downcheck him for duty and send him off to have his head examined.

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Remind me again why I voted for Rick Scott twice. Oh, that's right, I didn't. But the world's largest indoor/outdoor collection of senile fuckwits, babbling baggers and congenital nincompoops did.

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Why do you liberals admonish Rick Scott so. He is merely displaying expert forward thinking. Imagine how popular Miami is going to be in a few years. Americans will no longer have to travel all the way to Italy to see a sinking, canal laced city. They can stay right here in the good ole US of A and spend their vacation dollars locally as God intended. Take that, Venice!!!

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This Florida state worker must be the same guy that has been warning everyone that saturated fats and dairy products will kill them for

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It's all well and good, until their houses become house boats.

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OK, I'll hack his computer, but only if I get to wear chaps.

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