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orangecat's avatar

Why, yes, as a matter of fact, I WOULD rather see cats anyway - thank you for asking!!

AMBJ75's avatar

Does anyone else find it ironic the guy's name is Christian?

DDB9000's avatar

I gather the above pic was taken at the Tomb of the of the Unknown Cat-Warrior

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Well, obviously, with a tuxedo standing guard. OK, laying if you’re gonna get real technical about it.

fuflans's avatar

oh man i made the mistake of googling that christian guy. man that IS the most punishable face.

move over tuckums.

CambridgeKnitter's avatar

As long as you don't try to dethrone the most punchable face, which belongs to a troll who (hallelujah!) moved several hours away from my neighborhood (not far enough, but it's a start). I even got him thrown off Nextdoor for not living here any more.

Tina Mouse's avatar

HRC should have received a medal for calling these assholes merely deplorable.

42tontom's avatar

Remember how the Deplorables were all like, "well, I NEVER!"

JoannaJeannineJanet's avatar

I'm very confused: when did Republicans start thinking rape was bad?

AMBJ75's avatar

When they got caught.

Joe Christmas's avatar

For all the magettes out there. Finger rape is the same as Putschy grabbing.

Marlon Again's avatar

Any degree of penetration is sufficient.

PaulDietzel's avatar

Here's the part that bothers me: "I can't wait to put it on you it will fit my favorite dildo perfectly" Where the hell is the punctuation; ain't no comma, ain't no semi colon, ain't no period? It's like reading a comment on Facebook.

Dina's avatar

Well, to be fair, it IS a text message. [shrug dot gif] And, in my experience, I've received texts and Messenger messages that follow the rules of grammar and punctuation from three peopleβ€”my kids, who know "I wouldn't be mad, I'd be disappointed" if they didn't write correctly, lol!

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Wondering if the whole menage thing is a thing with Republicans. Asking for a friend.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

There are tons of Republican swingers here in Florida. That republican bastion "the Villages" is lousy with them. It is also the STI capital of Florida.

oscarphile's avatar

Socially sanctioned adultery.

Richard S's avatar

Are the Florida Dems taking advantage of this in any way?

Deebs45014's avatar

I’m gonna start a new movement called MILFs for Threesomes to counteract Moms for Liberty. We’re not gonna remove shit from school libraries, rather we’re gonna stock em with old issues of Hustler and Jugs.

What’s that Little Timmy? It’s called a rimjob, ask your mom. She’ll tell you all about it.

Mavenmaven's avatar

You'll get Ted Cruz's complete support

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

He throws her under the bus and says the a trois stuff was all her idea in ...5...4...3...2.....

Tecolote's avatar

Editrex throws Sara B a bone, giving her the open thread for the clicks.

Michael Bowen's avatar

For you theologians out there: is boning a woman who is going down on your wife adultery, sodomy, or is it fair play?

jte's avatar

It's called the Beatific Vision

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Probably more like needing some choreography.

Deebs45014's avatar

Technically it’s called cornholing the unicorn, but I don’t wanna split hairs or anything.