As long as you don't try to dethrone the most punchable face, which belongs to a troll who (hallelujah!) moved several hours away from my neighborhood (not far enough, but it's a start). I even got him thrown off Nextdoor for not living here any more.
Here's the part that bothers me: "I can't wait to put it on you it will fit my favorite dildo perfectly" Where the hell is the punctuation; ain't no comma, ain't no semi colon, ain't no period? It's like reading a comment on Facebook.
Well, to be fair, it IS a text message. [shrug dot gif] And, in my experience, I've received texts and Messenger messages that follow the rules of grammar and punctuation from three people—my kids, who know "I wouldn't be mad, I'd be disappointed" if they didn't write correctly, lol!
There are tons of Republican swingers here in Florida. That republican bastion "the Villages" is lousy with them. It is also the STI capital of Florida.
I’m gonna start a new movement called MILFs for Threesomes to counteract Moms for Liberty. We’re not gonna remove shit from school libraries, rather we’re gonna stock em with old issues of Hustler and Jugs.
What’s that Little Timmy? It’s called a rimjob, ask your mom. She’ll tell you all about it.
Why, yes, as a matter of fact, I WOULD rather see cats anyway - thank you for asking!!
Does anyone else find it ironic the guy's name is Christian?
I gather the above pic was taken at the Tomb of the of the Unknown Cat-Warrior
Well, obviously, with a tuxedo standing guard. OK, laying if you’re gonna get real technical about it.
Yes! Yes! I would rather see CATS!!!
Be-have a cats.
https://substack.com/profile/1687878-1d57a1d5931d/note/c-42615141?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=106di
oh man i made the mistake of googling that christian guy. man that IS the most punishable face.
move over tuckums.
As long as you don't try to dethrone the most punchable face, which belongs to a troll who (hallelujah!) moved several hours away from my neighborhood (not far enough, but it's a start). I even got him thrown off Nextdoor for not living here any more.
HRC should have received a medal for calling these assholes merely deplorable.
Remember how the Deplorables were all like, "well, I NEVER!"
I'm very confused: when did Republicans start thinking rape was bad?
When they got caught.
For all the magettes out there. Finger rape is the same as Putschy grabbing.
Any degree of penetration is sufficient.
Here's the part that bothers me: "I can't wait to put it on you it will fit my favorite dildo perfectly" Where the hell is the punctuation; ain't no comma, ain't no semi colon, ain't no period? It's like reading a comment on Facebook.
Well, to be fair, it IS a text message. [shrug dot gif] And, in my experience, I've received texts and Messenger messages that follow the rules of grammar and punctuation from three people—my kids, who know "I wouldn't be mad, I'd be disappointed" if they didn't write correctly, lol!
Wondering if the whole menage thing is a thing with Republicans. Asking for a friend.
There are tons of Republican swingers here in Florida. That republican bastion "the Villages" is lousy with them. It is also the STI capital of Florida.
Socially sanctioned adultery.
Are the Florida Dems taking advantage of this in any way?
I’m gonna start a new movement called MILFs for Threesomes to counteract Moms for Liberty. We’re not gonna remove shit from school libraries, rather we’re gonna stock em with old issues of Hustler and Jugs.
What’s that Little Timmy? It’s called a rimjob, ask your mom. She’ll tell you all about it.
You'll get Ted Cruz's complete support
He throws her under the bus and says the a trois stuff was all her idea in ...5...4...3...2.....
Editrex throws Sara B a bone, giving her the open thread for the clicks.
MOAR CATZ!
Haz a cats.
https://substack.com/profile/1687878-1d57a1d5931d/note/c-42274890?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=106di
Thank u. Teh kat inda cabinet iz spicy
[giggles]
Iz sweet. https://substack.com/profile/1687878-1d57a1d5931d/note/c-46577572?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=106di
So bootiful
For you theologians out there: is boning a woman who is going down on your wife adultery, sodomy, or is it fair play?
It's called the Beatific Vision
Probably more like needing some choreography.
Technically it’s called cornholing the unicorn, but I don’t wanna split hairs or anything.