Round about a month ago, your Wonkette informed you of the stupid state law/clusterfuck that precluded the city of Tampa from restricting guns around the site of the Republican National Convention.
Florida's constitution is weird, but the gist of it is, the violent, thieving, crooked cream is allowed to rise to the top. Simple and elegant, isn't it?
Here's one possibility: The Tea Party wing of the Repubicans gets into a confrontation with the Neo-Cons. Tempers flare. A balloon pops and there is a fusillade of gunfire from all corners of the room. When it's over, there is no one left standing their ground.
OH WAIT! You said "go wrong". Forget what I just said.
Dear Occupiers and general protesters. Please bring lots of cell phones with video capability, and cameras...and batteries! It will be critical to get film of a teetard firing the first shot.
Only if you try to regulate them.
This has the makings of a reality show - produced by Quentin Tarantino.
...FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!!!
Promises promises
Gonna need less magic, more Kevlar.
You know things are fucked up when you're headed to a convention in Florida, in August ... and they expect you to pack your own heat.
Florida's constitution is weird, but the gist of it is, the violent, thieving, crooked cream is allowed to rise to the top. Simple and elegant, isn't it?
Nobody could predict that more guns might mean more shooting.
Because he defrauded Medicare out of several hundred million dollars, and that makes it alright.
Here's one possibility: The Tea Party wing of the Repubicans gets into a confrontation with the Neo-Cons. Tempers flare. A balloon pops and there is a fusillade of gunfire from all corners of the room. When it's over, there is no one left standing their ground.
OH WAIT! You said "go wrong". Forget what I just said.
Well, he has a point. We highlight the projection exhibited by the right so often it has become cliched.
The NRA's lead mass test.
When putsch comes to shove.
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Super upfisteez!
Dear Occupiers and general protesters. Please bring lots of cell phones with video capability, and cameras...and batteries! It will be critical to get film of a teetard firing the first shot.
You might find some willing volunteers in DKos' RKBA group.
A buddy of mine had a bumper sticker that said, "Armed Liberal".