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I thought he was Voldemort.

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It's the "liquid" part that brings it all together!

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and then twist her into a political football, what a family!

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... absent armed revolution, but in that case you'd better GET ORGANISED rather than sitting around making not-allowed comments on Wonkette.

Uh, excuse me a moment.

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Spike regained his soul, eventually. Maybe we need Rick Scott to fall in love with the Slayer.

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Needed a good laugh at the end of the week. Much thanks!

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Gollum (formerly known as 'Smeagle')

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Isn't Florida the state that closed polling stations in the 2012 presidential election and had people (even elderly citizens) standing in line in Florida heat for up to 9 hours just to vote? That might have worked to discourage just enough to just sit out this last election.

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It's horrible to see what happens to them after a while when they don't get any blood.

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I'll settle for him getting heavily into Anthrax.

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Hey, I see what goes on. Unfortunately you can't fight genetics. Only once a year for me. Fucking mammals.

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I thought he was Bat-Boy.

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He's a chameleon, seemingly able to shape-shift into any number of deplorable looking creatures.

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"RPOF," huh? It's like they intended for someone to misread that as "ripoff."

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How you could ever forget to put Piyush Jindal in the running is beyond me...

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He's also hairless. Coincidence? I think not.

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