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LMMiller111's avatar

Gov. Ron DeathSentence for the win? So much winning.

Heat Miser's avatar

i hate my alma mater since the sandusky shit came to light

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Well, sometimes stupidity is its own reward. After all, just what bunch of fucknuts elected Woods Sheriff? " Marion County, where almost one third of residents are 65 or older, has a 12.5 percent seven-day positivity average".

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Well I need one and have to jump through hoops to get one. So your mileage may vary.

Tony Prost's avatar

I mean, what happens when some poor slob gets both of them. Bring out the refrigerated trucks.

PhoenixDogLover's avatar

Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to sound harsh. I am sure the testing is prioritized, and I would think you qualify...just a matter of finding somebody with an open slot.

DDB9000's avatar

I also live in NY state, and recently my county said that if you have no symptoms and you insist upon getting a test, they will give you one, but it will cost $100. Of course, if a doctor advises them you need a test, you don't need to pay.

DDB9000's avatar

Thy certainly do well with interdiction though.

DDB9000's avatar

Yeah, but it's such a loooooooooooooong drive to Key West...

DDB9000's avatar

Some of us were way ahead of the curve there. I made the mistake of being in downtown Stafe College on a weekday (but not a Friday) afternoon at like 3 PM. Nice custom you have there of college students already stinking drunk and passing out on the sidewalks all over the place.

DDB9000's avatar

Can't forget Pampered Bondi, a future Barr-in-waiting.

Skepti-KC's avatar

My mother forbade making my father aware of what his only son had perpetrated on my youngest sister and my oldest daughter.

That has been a...problem for a few decades.

Skepti-KC's avatar

Utterly and absolutely, love.

Tosca's avatar

That's what happened in Australia. We're currently in flu season and crushing it. Both State and Federal governments heavily pushed vaccination; that, improved hand hygiene and social distancing has made for an extremely low rate of flu-like illness.

Here's a graph that illustrates the current state of flu, against last year's and an average of the last 5 years. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...