219 Comments

I'm thinking something on their car with a palm tree and a crescent moon.

Expand full comment

So true. Racism never went away, its just that the white supremacists / white nationalist / Nazis / Klansman / I'm not racist buts, got really angry when they realized horror of horrors, someone who isn't white is in the white house for the first time.

Expand full comment

Doktor Zoom,

Glad I was able to provide an update for you.

Expand full comment

"if we can’t call evil “evil,” for fear of offending people, then we can’t really defeat our enemies."

Ok, fine. You're evil.

Expand full comment

"He also told CNN that he’s not going to ban all Muslims, only the ones that take the Koran’s injunctions to slaughter infidels literally, which he will determine on a case-by-case basis under his ATF license to refuse to sell guns to anyone who seems not quite right to him..."

So he's going to do... BACKGROUND CHECKS?

Expand full comment

Inverness is only twenty miles away from the town of Homosassa. Can somebody out there turn this factoid into a snarky joke?

Expand full comment

I much prefer "Spatula City". They sell spatulas, and that's all!

Expand full comment

The Confederate battle flag was the ISIS banner of its time.

Expand full comment

I'm putting that one in my archive, thanks.

Expand full comment

That would put quite a dent in their profits. I hear tell that atheists love to go to the museum to point and laugh (but quietly cuz they hire bouncers to eject 'unbelievers.' Way to believe in your product, boys.)

Expand full comment

'I swear I am not a Muslin. Insh'allah!'

Expand full comment

heh... I can't imagine why anyone would hang around here if they DIDN'T have a sense of humour. Unless they liked babby and kitten pics. Or the occasional recipe.

Expand full comment

I'd never do that. Too high a chance that I'd catch ammosexual cooties. Ew.

Expand full comment

They're not so much 'big boy pants' as those kids' pants that are silk-screened to resemble adult clothing.

Expand full comment

He thinks he's people!

Expand full comment

I think I have a few bullets around somewhere. Play date?

Expand full comment