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I live with a (formerly) feral cat. Please don't give these asshats more dignity than they possess, which is none, unlike my cat who is 5.6 pounds of loyalty, strength, and love that these people wouldn't recognize if it startled them in a dark alley.

Plus: she totally gets laser pointers. But sometimes she still humors me and entertains herself by chasing the red dot.

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Once again, your reminder that Anna Paulina Luna is the George Santos of Tampa Bay.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Paulina_Luna

She should really be trying to avoid the publicity that brought Santos down, dontcha think?

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She's really gonna have to work extra hard to be stupider than 6B and Boobert. Nice try though...

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Honestly, things they DON’T get are better for their cause than things they do. Because of course they are never what they say they are. So screaming performatively because you don’t get something you want is more effective to their cult than actually having to show how whatever it was is damning, when it clearly isn’t.

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Ta, Evan. Since you provided the link, I watched the booby Boebert crap. Having Dan Goldman represent me in Congress is a comfort after losing Maloney to the stupid gerrymander. And Anna Paulina may actually be worse. It's a race to the bottom on the R side of the House.

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And then you discover bottom has a sub-basement.

There’s always a new low with these people.

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My favorite part is the name of the show is Rock Bottom. How naive we were back then as to how low TV could go.

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Uh, no.

Those of us with a longer memory span than your average goldfish remember what happened when you asswipes demanded President Obama's birth certificate, then got it, and were all like, "No, not like that.", and there's no reason to think things will go any better now.

GFY, Karen.

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::raises hand politely::

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I would like to crusade against Merritless Garland for sitting on a mountain of TR45H docments for two full years that we'll never get back, then punting it to Stinky's girlfriend.

That fat son of a bitch traitor should have been under the jailhouse a year ago.

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Marge, meet your match.

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They can play all the tapes of Trump talking that they want to.

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Right here. This right here

Eye on the ball.

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Anna is a Idjut. I hope we can get rid of her in Nov.

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HAPPY DELAYED SENTENCING DAY!!! Please share the many ways in which you're celebrating this very special, special day!!!

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Luna, Boebert, Greene ... I could conspiracy theorize that Republicans are trying to convince the general public that women are too stupid to hold office and perhaps too stupid to be allowed to vote, but I don't think Republican men are bright enough to play that sort of eleventy dimensional checkers.

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Oh, there are a few

John Roberts, for one

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Anyone else notice the resemblance to Tulsi G.? Maybe she's just fishing for Faux Noose airtime?

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The stupidity, like the cruelty, is the point. This isn't about doing something, its about yelling points about the Deep State protecting senile mastermind Biden. Think of it as a grain of sand in your underwear, by itself annoying, but dump a shovelful in there and it makes an impression.

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even if the recordings came out, it didn't matter what was on it, the Republicans and the media would lie what's on it

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