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Or, ideally, a stretched neck.

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I sure hope so.

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It seems likely that Trump tried to grope Giselle at some point. I'd bet on it.

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It's a truly sad state that a couple of years ago, the two hard hitting political investigative journals were Teen Vogue and Mad. And now Mad is out of business so political journalism is sandwiched between "What to wear to the Junior prom" and "How to tell if he likes you or like-likes you."

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OK, I'll do it:

"I will tolerate the rising of darkness to cover the world, but you do not fuck with my ride!" ~ Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job

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"America's not a country; it's just a business."

More specifically, it's a corporation. Just ask any SovCit.

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The digital images may have been copyrighted.

Still, I honestly think, Le Louvre, much as I love ya, this is kind of a dick move.

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Pseudolus: It may be of interest that their pillar of virtue, their slave-in-chief, has secreted in his cubicle Rome's most extensive collection of erotic pottery!~ A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

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"Beauty Revealed" - an 1828 self portrait by Sarah Goodridge - a miniature on ivory she sent to Daniel Webster.

A peach of a pair.

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Trump hates disloyalty (to himself) and not only is Brady being disloyal, he is rubbing Trump's nose in it.

For the first time in my life, I am feeling a grudging degree of admiration for Tom Brady.

You think it hurts Trump?

He is seething, fucking seething.

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If this sentencing is any indication, it will happen again.

It will happen again for sure, be prepared. America has signaled that those who would do insurrection, if they are of a certain "type" will be spared.

So yes, America is welcoming insurrection to happen again with open arms.

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Mrs. Bluth was upset when she read about the 8 month sentence. She was somewhat mollified when I told her it was a felony conviction.

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Come on folks! He's got the Jesus impersonator thing going on there! Give him a cross and put him in a robe and he's almost ready for the Easter parade!

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Naw, that's SpaceX - the company with real scientists and engineers.

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Let's not forget, this fellow will be serving less time than Tommy Chong for selling bongs.

BTW, that guy behind Hodgkins up top? Is that Elon Musk?

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I guess we have to take our satisfaction in the thousands of dollars he was forced to spend on legal fees (unless some good-hearted billionaire took care of that), and having to CHECK THE BOX on employment applications for the rest of his life (unless some bleeding heart liberal does away with that requirement which mostly hurts POC).

Forget I said anything. He'll be just fine. He's white.

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