Pity it was Florida, not Texas. A narcocorrido titled 'La Señora Con Xanax En Su Culo' would be so awesome. Pro tip to potential criminal masterminds: If you're planning to go on a shoplifting spree, take the hidden Xanax tablets out of your butt first.
Cheeksus! It's just another butt joke. I simply can't resist making someone the butt of butt jokes. It's a weakness, I guess?
I get what you're trying to say, I do. It's very respectfully compassionate of you to view this through another perspective, rather than a simple springboard for joking. You're right and your motives are good, and your criticisms are fair. Your appeal to our better angels is a decent thing.
That said, being judgmental about what is or is not a thing that should be laughed at is a tricky gambit. It will likely make some people think "sheesh, someone's got a stick up his ass" which essentially brings us back full circle, to the fundamental issue of why people laugh: just who starts their day making the decision to put something, whether it is contraband, or a humorless stick, up in their buttzone, and thinks 'this is a pretty good idea?'
The world might arguably be doing those people a favor by laughing at that decision.
Grammar tip: that should be "buttockular." oopsie, I see you got it right in the second reference. When they say "in" her buttocks, does that mean they were surgically implanted in the gluteal area? Not the probing journalism I was hoping for, but a buttockular headline nonetheless.
Is this Xanax, or corn?
I saw that movie - Olivia Newton John and Gene Kelly, I think.
After this article, I am never asking any of my Wonkette friends to hold anything for me. Except possibly my Trump dildo.
If you can hear him shouting, you're not doing it right.
Cheeksus! It's just another butt joke. I simply can't resist making someone the butt of butt jokes. It's a weakness, I guess?
I get what you're trying to say, I do. It's very respectfully compassionate of you to view this through another perspective, rather than a simple springboard for joking. You're right and your motives are good, and your criticisms are fair. Your appeal to our better angels is a decent thing.
That said, being judgmental about what is or is not a thing that should be laughed at is a tricky gambit. It will likely make some people think "sheesh, someone's got a stick up his ass" which essentially brings us back full circle, to the fundamental issue of why people laugh: just who starts their day making the decision to put something, whether it is contraband, or a humorless stick, up in their buttzone, and thinks 'this is a pretty good idea?'
The world might arguably be doing those people a favor by laughing at that decision.
Grammar tip: that should be "buttockular." oopsie, I see you got it right in the second reference. When they say "in" her buttocks, does that mean they were surgically implanted in the gluteal area? Not the probing journalism I was hoping for, but a buttockular headline nonetheless.
Would that translate to a metric ass ton? (We like metrics in Europe-land)
"Hey, you made it, Ginger… you got my Xanax?"
"Yep, got 'em right here in my butt…"
"…"
What, no gluteus maximus puns? I am disappoint.
I think we all did.
Oh, the hyooj manatee!(Oblig.)
She had the must turd.
Why not both?
I hear the "Dr." can still write scrips.
Later, in the insane asylum...
"Why does he keep saying "What has been seen cannot be unseen!"
They didn't find the jackhammer...